sunnyhost Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 A blond girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 ! That's good, innit?" "Yes darling, very good." "Is that because I'm blond?" "Yes darling, it's because you're blond." Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K ! That's good, innit?" "Yes darling, very good." "Is that because I'm blond, mummy?" "Yes darling it's because you're blond." Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming, and well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 D boobs at her mum. "Is that because I'm blond, mummy?" "No darling, it's because you're 25." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT BLONDES:( BUT IT WAS FUNNY.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted October 23 Author Report Share Posted October 23 Originally posted by meli2444 WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT BLONDES:( BUT IT WAS FUNNY.... Sorry Blondie...no offense intended...ur 24 though right? U still have a year to beat the statistic above! hee hee...jk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vipnerd Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 :laugh: U know what is worst than a blond?????????????UHHHHHHHHHHH, 2 blondes:laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted October 23 Author Report Share Posted October 23 Originally posted by vipnerd :laugh: U know what is worst than a blond?????????????UHHHHHHHHHHH, 2 blondes:laugh: :laugh: I guess that means ur blond....bc I'm not....so if that's the case...U and Meli would make 2:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vipnerd Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 Originally posted by sunnyhost I guess that means ur blond....bc I'm not....so if that's the case...U and Meli would make 2:tongue: :laugh: "A smile=hapiness, a laugh=joy":D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 Originally posted by sunnyhost Sorry Blondie...no offense intended...ur 24 though right? U still have a year to beat the statistic above! hee hee...jk! ALRIGHT GO AHEAD AND PICK ON BLONDES.... I'M ONE OF THE FEW SMART ONES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stogiey2k2 Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 Originally posted by meli2444 WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT BLONDES:( BUT IT WAS FUNNY.... Hey as long as you know you're not dumb then its all goodand if you are blonde and & have big boobs then go with it girl,blonde jokes have just become like a tradition of jokes unfortunately for the blondes, but good question though how the heck and who started them ANYONE KNOW?????Obviously it must have been either a pattern of behaviors or an envious burnette hehe!But I am not starting a cat fight thread here and I'm not instigating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted October 23 Author Report Share Posted October 23 Originally posted by meli2444 ALRIGHT GO AHEAD AND PICK ON BLONDES.... I'M ONE OF THE FEW SMART ONES Don't U mean smart ONE:confused: Sorry....Couldn't help it...lol.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 Originally posted by stogiey2k2 Hey as long as you know you're not dumb then its all goodand if you are blonde and & have big boobs then go with it girl,blonde jokes have just become like a tradition of jokes unfortunately for the blondes, but good question though how the heck and who started them ANYONE KNOW?????Obviously it must have been either a pattern of behaviors or an envious burnette hehe!But I am not starting a cat fight thread here and I'm not instigating I DON'T HAVE BIG BOOBS THOUGH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 Originally posted by sunnyhost Don't U mean smart ONE:confused: Sorry....Couldn't help it...lol.... ALRIGHT....YOU HAVE JUST BECOME JESSE JR. ANOTHER SMART ASS ON THIS BOARD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stogiey2k2 Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 Originally posted by meli2444 I DON'T HAVE BIG BOOBS THOUGH Well first you're cracking me up with the frowns lol.Ok so if you are not 25, not dumb and don't have big boobs thenyou don't fit the criteria for a DUMB BLONDE , you go girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 Originally posted by stogiey2k2 Well first you're cracking me up with the frowns lol.Ok so if you are not 25, not dumb and don't have big boobs thenyou don't fit the criteria for a DUMB BLONDE , you go girl WHY THANK YOU SIR. YOU JUST MADE MY DAY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted October 23 Author Report Share Posted October 23 Originally posted by meli2444 ALRIGHT....YOU HAVE JUST BECOME JESSE JR. ANOTHER SMART ASS ON THIS BOARD! Hardy har har Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 Originally posted by sunnyhost Don't U mean smart ONE :: looks for Christies' "blonde" junior high pictures :: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted October 23 Author Report Share Posted October 23 Originally posted by meli2444 WHY THANK YOU SIR. YOU JUST MADE MY DAY! He also just kissed @$$. lolol.Ok Ok...I'll stop now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stogiey2k2 Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 Originally posted by sunnyhost He also just kissed @$$. lolol.Ok Ok...I'll stop now.... Hmmm Very Funny Christy... I don't kiss ass thoughunless its really really necessary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 Originally posted by sunnyhost He also just kissed @$$. lolol.Ok Ok...I'll stop now.... THAT'S IT! I'M GOING HOME TONIGHT AND CHANGING MY HAIR COLOR. I AM GONNA BE A RED HEAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 Originally posted by stogiey2k2 Hmmm Very Funny Christy... I don't kiss ass thoughunless its really really necessary THANK U STOGIEY! CHRISTIE - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stogiey2k2 Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 Originally posted by meli2444 THAT'S IT! I'M GOING HOME TONIGHT AND CHANGING MY HAIR COLOR. I AM GONNA BE A RED HEAD I'm glad I am not a girl for one and whoosh glad I don't have to worry about hair colors or hair period... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted October 23 Author Report Share Posted October 23 Originally posted by stogiey2k2 Hmmm Very Funny Christy... I don't kiss ass thoughunless its really really necessary It was a joke....but good attempt at trying to cover up your boob comment... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stogiey2k2 Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 Originally posted by sunnyhost It was a joke....but good attempt at trying to cover up your boob comment... damn you catch every comment huh? lol.Well I never gave my personal opinion I just stated the facts of the DUMB BLONDE CRITERIAand btw your thread from just a blonde joke isbecoming hilarious I"m in a super silly mood though cuz I'm closing on a place and moving out as soon as next week bout freakin time damn it...so soon it will be party party party.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 care to explain Christie?HAY CHRISTIE...SI TU LUCES BIEN, YO LUSCO MEJOR!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stogiey2k2 Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 MATAS, you are missing one cheerleader in your pick but she's not in the squad this year That's Shannon Ford, former Mrs. Florida...I heard that SAMMIE has a house on Miller DR. that is BAD AS SHIT.....my friend did the surveiyance of it.......I'm sure his men love it as well lol:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted October 24 Author Report Share Posted October 24 Originally posted by stogiey2k2 damn you catch every comment huh? lol. I"m in a super silly mood though cuz I'm closing on a place and moving out as soon as next week bout freakin time damn it...so soon it will be party party party.............. Yup!Congrats on ur new place BTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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