njdionysus Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 LEZBONICS > > > > > > > > 1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? > > > >___ A licker cabinet. > > > > > > > > 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? > > > >___ A Klondyke. > > > > > > > > 3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? > > > >___ Militia Etheridge. > > > > > > > > 4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? > > > >___ Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face. > > > > > > > > 5. What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? > > > >___ Fur Traders. > > > > > > > > 6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? > > > >___ A Lickalotapuss. > > > > > > > > 7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? > > > >___ Well Hung. > > > > > > > > 8. What do two lesbians do when they are having their Periods? > > > >___ Fingerpaint. > > > > > > > > 9. What do lesbians call an open can of tuna? > > > >___ Potpourri. > > > > > > > > 10. What did the lesbian vampire say to her partner? > > > >____ See you next month. > > > > > > > > 11. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? > > > >____ She was found face down in Ricki Lake. > > > > > > > > 12. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? > > > >____ Even the pool table doesn't have balls. > > > > > > > > 13. Do you know what drag is? > > > >____ It's when a man wears everything a lesbian won't. > > > > > > > > 14. What do you call lesbian twins? > > > >____ Lick-a-likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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