notallthere Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 All the talk of love made me thinkNo. 1: You must be strong in mind and spiritWhen your clubber freinds talk inferior shitBrush it off when you hear itDon't put a knife to a broadCause your dick is mightier than the sword(look at the metaphor You'll find more)No. 2: must control seven or eight cunts at onceA freak for each day of the week, the eight is a lottery stuntMust handle them with cleverness, kindness, shrewdnessIntelligence but never with an iron-fistNo. 3: only fuck when you're both clickin'Sparrows don't fly with eagle, peacocks can't strut with chickensNo 4: Again You must withs tand all criticismCause a man whose wife is gettin' pimped doesn't understand her sippin' jizzmThat it's wrong but it isn'tNo. 5: never let a female be equal with youEqual right's a fantasy it will come back to normal soonRefuse to have oral-sex with your woman unless you chooseDo not accept: if you do me, I'll do yourember She was put on earth to serve menShe may enjoy a cuntlick, but deep down she'll loose respect for you.The Only animals you see licking sex organs are dogs and catsFemales know that during their period cunts are filthy like rats.6: Important use violence in self-defenseTo protect yourself, friends, family, women and what you possessNo. 7: never strike a bitch with a pipe or a knife!Only strike 'em to shock them and take them back to reality's light.Toss a bottle at her, hit her with a golf clubIf you need to 1Break a mirror over her head but never make her draw bloodYou can start flippining out and Gripping her like a victimBut never start hittiningThis is called a notallthere's whippin'No. 8: since clenlyness is next to godlinessYou must keep your hygiene clean regardlessA shower a day'll do and keep your physical beingIn the best condition possible it could be inNo. 9: Dont ever be stingy, greedy, drifty or cheapWhen it comes to you and your freindsYou owe yourself the best treatsNo. 10: never sweat it when a bitch leaves you knowingThe story of a man's life, a bitch coming and one goingThey come better the next timeThey only make room for a higher grade bitch, the next one is always a better kind11: you're only expected to keep a woman a term of four years unless shes fortunate enough to get re-electedAnd if she leaves before her term is up, she faked itCause she wasn't ready for a pimp anyway kid12: there's leaders and followersA leader never follows a hollow-headed dick swallowerOr a trick equipped with a wallet full of dollarsEven a scholarOf Cabala doesn't get followedThe only one that got it like that solid is god Cause he understands every topic on how a pimp rocks shitFollow these rules, you'll have mad D-cups and A-cupsBitches runnin' around butt naked with pretty make-upThe respect these bitches will have for you will be sacredSlut, pay upI'll put your fuckin' head in the toilet!~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cynstam21 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 you're gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted October 24 Author Report Share Posted October 24 Originally posted by cynstam21 you're gay I'll put your fuckin' head in the toilet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericone Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 hahahahahahahahahahahaha, ...ahem....um, hmmmmmm, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djprime Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 hahahah.....to much.."ill break a mirror over your head" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cynstam21 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 I'll put your fuckin' head in the toilet I'm sorry, did I insult you, FAGGOT ?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted October 24 Author Report Share Posted October 24 Originally posted by cynstam21 I'm sorry, did I insult you, FAGGOT ?!? CuntBag,No not at all. But surely I insulted you and in the end isn't that all that really matters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cynstam21 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 Originally posted by notallthere CuntBag,No not at all. But surely I insulted you and in the end isn't that all that really matters? That's mature Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted October 24 Author Report Share Posted October 24 Originally posted by cynstam21 That's mature No this is mature Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siciliagirl Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 peacocks can't strut with chickens........that is correct!!!! but, we can try it.....who wants to try out for a peacock???? where my chickens at......? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 Originally posted by siciliagirl peacocks can't strut with chickens........that is correct!!!! but, we can try it.....who wants to try out for a peacock???? where my chickens at......? Hola!!!! chicken in the house!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siciliagirl Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 Originally posted by stardo Hola!!!! chicken in the house!!!!! chickeeeeeeeeeeen.............uh oh.....should we have try outs for peacocks......who has the higher rank peacock or chicken??? we are so stoopit sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 Originally posted by siciliagirl chickeeeeeeeeeeen.............uh oh.....should we have try outs for peacocks......who has the higher rank peacock or chicken??? we are so stoopit sometimes. monkey i wish you were coming sunday but i know you dont like ridesdiego just sent me an email Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neena1979 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 there's some chickens in this house.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 Originally posted by neena16 there's some chickens in this house.... Tell monkey to come neena. she is scared of the rides.guess what hunnie is coming now to . We are rollin deep:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 Originally posted by notallthere No this is mature :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neena1979 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 Originally posted by stardo Tell monkey to come neena. she is scared of the rides.guess what hunnie is coming now to . We are rollin deep:D siciliagirl really is a CHICKEN!!!!!!!!! not a monkey.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 Originally posted by notallthere CuntBag,No not at all. But surely I insulted you and in the end isn't that all that really matters? be nice shes a ldy nd more important a friend of mine or ill comb your hair with a birck now thats all that really matters isnt it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted October 24 Author Report Share Posted October 24 Originally posted by doubleplay1970 be nice shes a ldy nd more important a friend of mine or ill comb your hair with a birck now thats all that really matters isnt it "comb your hair with a birck" Let me help you.You are not in the sopranos.. No matter how much you may live in your fantasy world and want to be YOUR NOT. Shit your not even italian. Please comb away., awwwhyour acting like your such a noble guy. But to bad i know the truth and I have herd stories that say different! trying to get some are we?Hey she started with me. You start with me your going to get fucked with. What am i suposed to do agree with her? Fuck that, Your actually resorting to physical violence because of a message board ? Well if you must Please take your best shot. PLEASE please. DO IT DO IT!!! I am always around you can find me punch me rite in the fucking face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 Originally posted by notallthere "comb your hair with a birck" Let me help you.You are not in the sopranos.. No matter how much you may live in your fantasy world and want to be YOUR NOT. Shit your not even italian. Please comb away., awwwhyour acting like your such a noble guy. But to bad i know the truth and I have herd stories that say different! trying to get some are we?Hey she started with me. You start with me your going to get fucked with. What am i suposed to do agree with her? Fuck that, Your actually resorting to physical violence because of a message board ? Well if you must Please take your best shot. PLEASE please. DO IT DO IT!!! I am always around you can find me punch me rite in the fucking face. first of all im not on the Sopranos is right yes i am italian. second i was kidding third have a lil respect for a woman. doesnt much matter what she says still have some respoect in what you say. Id love to hear the stories you have heard. i really would. id get a huge kick out of what people dont know me say last as far as hitting you. well its a message board lighten up there buddy. i think more than me not wanting to hit you you dont want me to hit you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cynstam21 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 I love it when men fight over me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 Originally posted by cynstam21 I love it when men fight over me... whos fighting im the only asshole that sticks up for chicks who blow you off :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siciliagirl Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 Originally posted by stardo monkey i wish you were coming sunday but i know you dont like ridesdiego just sent me an email DIEGO? WHO THE HELL IS THAT? IS IT A STRANGA..... IS IT NANA......IS IT M@#$%? :laugh: i crack myself up.......literally can't wait for this weekend to do that.and neena yes.......i really am a CHICKEN neena....i gotta fill you in and explain who nana is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted October 25 Author Report Share Posted October 25 Originally posted by doubleplay1970 first of all im not on the Sopranos is right yes i am italian. second i was kidding third have a lil respect for a woman. doesnt much matter what she says still have some respoect in what you say. Id love to hear the stories you have heard. i really would. id get a huge kick out of what people dont know me say last as far as hitting you. well its a message board lighten up there buddy. i think more than me not wanting to hit you you dont want me to hit you. Well it kind of threw me off because when I met you, you seemed cool. Stories I herd are just that I don't know if they factual but your reaction seemed to justify them being true. As far as you hitting me shit, I don't have a glass jaw and if someone has a problem with me I don't want them sneaking up on me with a sucker punch or pricking me with a needle or somthing.. I have been threw and seen allot of very twisted shit in my life. I am pretty mild mannered person for the most part and I enjoy writing what I feel and seeing the reactions of people that read my posts. In reality I always treated woman as equals to myself but lets face it girls can be devious and sometimes need to be put in there place. I am who I am and being that I may offend. Next time just say "Hey Anthony this girl is a friend of mine take it easy on her" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 im just fucking with you bro im never serious online its all for entertainment just amazed someone would say a "story" abut me or even bring up my name i dont know anyone on here well enough to actually be an after thought. i can only imagine. but hey most of it is all bullshit anyway. well if u go to platinum this week well do a shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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