notallthere Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 All the talk of love made me thinkNo. 1: You must be strong in mind and spiritWhen your clubber freinds talk inferior shitBrush it off when you hear itDon't put a knife to a broadCause your dick is mightier than the sword(look at the metaphor You'll find more)No. 2: must control seven or eight cunts at onceA freak for each day of the week, the eight is a lottery stuntMust handle them with cleverness, kindness, shrewdnessIntelligence but never with an iron-fistNo. 3: only fuck when you're both clickin'Sparrows don't fly with eagle, peacocks can't strut with chickensNo 4: Again You must withs tand all criticismCause a man whose wife is gettin' pimped doesn't understand her sippin' jizzmThat it's wrong but it isn'tNo. 5: never let a female be equal with youEqual right's a fantasy it will come back to normal soonRefuse to have oral-sex with your woman unless you chooseDo not accept: if you do me, I'll do yourember She was put on earth to serve menShe may enjoy a cuntlick, but deep down she'll loose respect for you.The Only animals you see licking sex organs are dogs and catsFemales know that during their period cunts are filthy like rats.6: Important use violence in self-defenseTo protect yourself, friends, family, women and what you possessNo. 7: never strike a bitch with a pipe or a knife!Only strike 'em to shock them and take them back to reality's light.Toss a bottle at her, hit her with a golf clubIf you need to 1Break a mirror over her head but never make her draw bloodYou can start flippining out and Gripping her like a victimBut never start hittiningThis is called a notallthere's whippin'No. 8: since clenlyness is next to godlinessYou must keep your hygiene clean regardlessA shower a day'll do and keep your physical beingIn the best condition possible it could be inNo. 9: Dont ever be stingy, greedy, drifty or cheapWhen it comes to you and your freindsYou owe yourself the best treatsNo. 10: never sweat it when a bitch leaves you knowingThe story of a man's life, a bitch coming and one goingThey come better the next timeThey only make room for a higher grade bitch, the next one is always a better kind11: you're only expected to keep a woman a term of four years unless shes fortunate enough to get re-electedAnd if she leaves before her term is up, she faked itCause she wasn't ready for a pimp anyway kid12: there's leaders and followersA leader never follows a hollow-headed dick swallowerOr a trick equipped with a wallet full of dollarsEven a scholarOf Cabala doesn't get followedThe only one that got it like that solid is god Cause he understands every topic on how a pimp rocks shitFollow these rules, you'll have mad D-cups and A-cupsBitches runnin' around butt naked with pretty make-upThe respect these bitches will have for you will be sacredSlut, pay upI'll put your fuckin' head in the toilet!~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suthrnbelle Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 i like it, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 I'm not a fan of hardcore club girls. No crackheads for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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