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The 12 Rules To Dating Club Girls

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All the talk of love made me think

No. 1: You must be strong in mind and spirit

When your clubber freinds talk inferior shit

Brush it off when you hear it

Don't put a knife to a broad

Cause your dick is mightier than the sword

(look at the metaphor You'll find more)

No. 2: must control seven or eight cunts at once

A freak for each day of the week, the eight is a lottery stunt

Must handle them with cleverness, kindness, shrewdness

Intelligence but never with an iron-fist

No. 3: only fuck when you're both clickin'

Sparrows don't fly with eagle, peacocks can't strut with chickens

No 4: Again You must withs tand all criticism

Cause a man whose wife is gettin' pimped doesn't understand her sippin' jizzm

That it's wrong but it isn't

No. 5: never let a female be equal with you

Equal right's a fantasy it will come back to normal soon

Refuse to have oral-sex with your woman unless you choose

Do not accept: if you do me, I'll do you

rember She was put on earth to serve men

She may enjoy a cuntlick, but deep down she'll loose respect for you.

The Only animals you see licking sex organs are dogs and cats

Females know that during their period cunts are filthy like rats.

6: Important use violence in self-defense

To protect yourself, friends, family, women and what you possess

No. 7: never strike a bitch with a pipe or a knife!

Only strike 'em to shock them and take them back to reality's light.

Toss a bottle at her, hit her with a golf club

If you need to 1Break a mirror over her head but never make her draw blood

You can start flippining out and Gripping her like a victim

But never start hittining

This is called a notallthere's whippin'

No. 8: since clenlyness is next to godliness

You must keep your hygiene clean regardless

A shower a day'll do and keep your physical being

In the best condition possible it could be in

No. 9: Dont ever be stingy, greedy, drifty or cheap

When it comes to you and your freinds

You owe yourself the best treats

No. 10: never sweat it when a bitch leaves you knowing

The story of a man's life, a bitch coming and one going

They come better the next time

They only make room for a higher grade bitch, the next one is always a better kind

11: you're only expected to keep a woman a term of four years unless shes fortunate enough to get re-elected

And if she leaves before her term is up, she faked it

Cause she wasn't ready for a pimp anyway kid

12: there's leaders and followers

A leader never follows a hollow-headed dick swallower

Or a trick equipped with a wallet full of dollars

Even a scholar

Of Cabala doesn't get followed

The only one that got it like that solid is god

Cause he understands every topic on how a pimp rocks shit

Follow these rules, you'll have mad D-cups and A-cups

Bitches runnin' around butt naked with pretty make-up

The respect these bitches will have for you will be sacred

Slut, pay up

I'll put your fuckin' head in the toilet!~

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