BRIAN1500 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO FUCKED UP SHIT TO DO IN YOUR PARENTS BEDROOM!Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to a purple mushroom.Double Fishhook - From the doggy - style position, you hook your pinky fingers in her mouth and pull back to achieve deeper penetration.The Bronco - A true classic. You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits as tightly as possible and yell another girl's name. This gives you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off. The Chili Dog - You take a dump on the girl's chest and then titty fuck her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 eww that last one made me wanna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swngingjohnson Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 The Houdini...Your doing it doggie style and right before your about to come you pull out and spit on the girls back making believe you just came on her back.....when she turns around shoot your load in her faceThe Walrus...Come in the girls mouth when getting a blow job then pull out and karate chop her in the throat so your come, comes out her nose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 Originally posted by BRIAN1500 THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO FUCKED UP SHIT TO DO IN YOUR PARENTS BEDROOM!Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to a purple mushroom.Double Fishhook - From the doggy - style position, you hook your pinky fingers in her mouth and pull back to achieve deeper penetration.The Bronco - A true classic. You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits as tightly as possible and yell another girl's name. This gives you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off. The Chili Dog - You take a dump on the girl's chest and then titty fuck her. Brian you are such a pig. I think woman should be treated better. Im going to brush your teath with a brick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmw4jay Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 Originally posted by swngingjohnson The Walrus...Come in the girls mouth when getting a blow job then pull out and karate chop her in the throat so your come, comes out her nose Also known as the "White Dragon". . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trewguy Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 Originally posted by mystify82281 eww that last one made me wanna u know u want to try it:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trewguy Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 you als o have the donkey punchwhen you banging a chick in the ass you punch her inthe back ofthe neck and she shits herself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indyguy Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 Oh my GOD!!! I am so grossed out by that Bri. I didnt need that visual in my head all day. You are a mess. There is seriously something wrong with you.............hey wanna hang out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 A few of my personal favorites...The Fish Eye- the face she makes when you try to throw it in the dumper while doing it doggy style... turning her head with the eye wide open glarin at ya...also known as the Dolphin- turning their head, bucking back and forth, while making the sound of the dolphin, eh uh... eh uh... eh uh.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cynstam21 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 Originally posted by BRIAN1500 THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO FUCKED UP SHIT TO DO IN YOUR PARENTS BEDROOM!Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to a purple mushroom.Double Fishhook - From the doggy - style position, you hook your pinky fingers in her mouth and pull back to achieve deeper penetration.The Bronco - A true classic. You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits as tightly as possible and yell another girl's name. This gives you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off. The Chili Dog - You take a dump on the girl's chest and then titty fuck her. Brian, when was the last time you saw your penis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRIAN1500 Posted October 25 Author Report Share Posted October 25 Originally posted by cynstam21 Brian, when was the last time you saw your penis? After I put it in all 3 of your inputs this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cynstam21 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 Originally posted by BRIAN1500 After I put it in all 3 of your inputs this morning. Nah, bro, wasn't me, that was yo' mama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRIAN1500 Posted October 25 Author Report Share Posted October 25 Originally posted by cynstam21 Nah, bro, wasn't me, that was yo' mama Nah, it was some whore from Clifton and she resembles you. :hat: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cynstam21 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 Originally posted by BRIAN1500 Nah, it was some whore from Clifton and she resembles you. :hat: Ahh must be those damn wet dreams...I have that affect on men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyblackroc Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 THE ANGRY DRAGON: As you are being pleasured by your lady friend and are about to reach the end, grab her by the ears, pull herr close to your manhood and watch her sprew your juice out her nose. Hence, resembling an Angry Dragon:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 Originally posted by johnnyblackroc THE ANGRY DRAGON: As you are being pleasured by your lady friend and are about to reach the end, grab her by the ears, pull herr close to your manhood and watch her sprew your juice out her nose. Hence, resembling an Angry Dragon:D HOLY SHIT MAN WHATS UP??You still at spiceys? How are they in the winter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehype Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 U forgot bout the Glass Bottom Boat. Thats when you take some saran wrap, put it over your girl's face and then take a shit on there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpdd810 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 OK all of you are extremely gross and I now know that I will never have sex w/ anyone on the board!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRIAN1500 Posted October 25 Author Report Share Posted October 25 For the record, I got this from another message board. Robpromotions.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogekid Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 strawberry shortcake......you're fuckin a girl's tits and right as you're about to cum you punch her in the nose and then shoot it on her face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmw4jay Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by jpdd810 OK all of you are extremely gross and I now know that I will never have sex w/ anyone on the board!! . ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trewguy Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by jpdd810 OK all of you are extremely gross and I now know that I will never have sex w/ anyone on the board!! why you don't want chilli dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardcorekrock Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by cynstam21 Brian, when was the last time you saw your penis? is this girl serious the real question is whens the last time she hasn't had a cock in one of her holes the line around her block is never ending:bj: :bj: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trewguy Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by hardcorekrock is this girl serious the real question is whens the last time she hasn't had a cock in one of her holes the line around her block is never ending:bj: :bj: i think the whole thing was misunderstanding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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