normalnoises Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 Conservatives, please don't go into a tizzy over these jokes. You can post Democrat/Liberal jokes if you like.Q: Why did the republican have blisters on his lips? A: From trying to blow out lightbulbs. Q: What is foreplay for a republican? A: Thirty minutes of begging. Q: Why did the republican stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? A: Because it said 'concentrate'. Q: How does a republican commit suicide? A: He gathers his hate into a pile and jumps off. Q: Why doesn't a republican's guts fall out of his butt when he stands? A: Because the vacuum in his head keeps them in place. Q: What do UFO's and smart republicans have in common? A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any. Q: How does the republican car pool work? A: They all meet at work at 8 AM. Q: Why is it good to have a republican passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. Q: Republicans want to bring back the pre-1950 laws that ban contraceptive devices. What is their simpler method of birth control? A: They take off their clothes. Q: What do you call 10 republicans standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel. Q: What do you call 15 republicans in a circle? A: A dope ring. Q: Why did the republican keep a coat hanger in his back seat? A: In case he locks the keys in his car. Q: Why is a Republican like a scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate. Q: Why are most Republican jokes so short? A: So Republicans can understand them. Republicans aren't all bad. One saw a car go underwater and rescued two people just using the air that he had in his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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