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Choking

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Dad walks into a market with his young son who is holding a quarter.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, and turns blue in the face. The dad

realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking,

shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and

sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried across the market.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's balls and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying! ,

"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

.

No," the woman replies. "Divorce Attorney."

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