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TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN HAVING SEX...

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. Once you've done it, you don't have to wait an hour to do it again.

8. The uglier you look, the more likely you'll get some.

7. You don't have to make small talk with the person who gave you the

candy.

6. The person giving it to you isn't fantasizing you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.

4. If you wear a mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. Doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. You don't have to call the person that gave it to you next week.

And the #1 reason trick-or-treating is better than having sex:

1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!!!

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