faith11878 Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN HAVING SEX... 10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.9. Once you've done it, you don't have to wait an hour to do it again.8. The uglier you look, the more likely you'll get some.7. You don't have to make small talk with the person who gave you thecandy.6. The person giving it to you isn't fantasizing you're someone else.5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.4. If you wear a mask, no one thinks you're kinky.3. Doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.2. You don't have to call the person that gave it to you next week. And the #1 reason trick-or-treating is better than having sex:1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsignorX Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 Bravo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokus Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 nhnh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danamdkny Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 those were cute- and all good reasons to justify no sex on halloween-- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith11878 Posted October 31 Author Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by danamdkny those were cute- and all good reasons to justify no sex on halloween-- I never said no sex on Halloween! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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