perns2002 Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 Interesting, I am falling asleep at work?Any god proof readers out there, my eyes hurt I cant look at this crap anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp18 Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 Originally posted by perns2002 Interesting, I am falling asleep at work?Any god proof readers out there, my eyes hurt I cant look at this crap anymore god should be good.Say something? The girl I work with is pissed at me cause she has been shitting water all day, and I keep tickling her.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted October 29 Author Report Share Posted October 29 There is a women here who is about 80 (I swear she's older) and I feel super bad saying this but I am going to........... SHe can only see out of one eye, and walks into everything. Her purse ways her down causing her to sway when she walks............ Sweetest women ever however, she burps and sometimes farts, really really loud..... and gross burp and she never ever excuses herself. Even when I had major clients in my office right next to her and she farckin burped about 5 times....... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogekid Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 Originally posted by perns2002 There is a women here who is about 80 (I swear she's older) and I feel super bad saying this but I am going to........... SHe can only see out of one eye, and walks into everything. Her purse ways her down causing her to sway when she walks............ Sweetest women ever however, she burps and sometimes farts, really really loud..... and gross burp and she never ever excuses herself. Even when I had major clients in my office right next to her and she farckin burped about 5 times....... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww grandma?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp18 Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 Originally posted by perns2002 There is a women here who is about 80 (I swear she's older) and I feel super bad saying this but I am going to........... SHe can only see out of one eye, and walks into everything. Her purse ways her down causing her to sway when she walks............ Sweetest women ever however, she burps and sometimes farts, really really loud..... and gross burp and she never ever excuses herself. Even when I had major clients in my office right next to her and she farckin burped about 5 times....... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww SHes 80..I guess she feels she has lived long enuff and can get away with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted October 29 Author Report Share Posted October 29 Originally posted by jp18 SHes 80..I guess she feels she has lived long enuff and can get away with it. Whatever, it's rude............... in a professional enviroment.........she's wierd......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cynstam21 Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 Perns that's great...however..I got a better one...My manager's been out for three days (since Friday)...a guy in the office was reading the Police Blotter in the local paper and whatdayaknow...my manager was arrested last Sat for DWI...we're not sure that's why he's been out of the office, but it's great how we found out...people in my office will never have any respect for him againPersonally, I dont think they should put it in the paper, i feel bad and hope he doesnt lose his job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp18 Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 Originally posted by perns2002 Whatever, it's rude............... in a professional enviroment.........she's wierd......... rude--Like when we were having the luncheon with our clientes and I stood up and pointed at one them and said "SHE ATE ALL THE TURKEY"I get real weird when it comes to food..I also dont have to deal with auditors anymore:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 Originally posted by jp18 rude--Like when we were having the luncheon with our clientes and I stood up and pointed at one them and said "SHE ATE ALL THE TURKEY"I get real weird when it comes to food..I also dont have to deal with auditors anymore:D You've been very rambuctious lately! How's the face?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehype Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 I think i will go on a shopping spree 2nite at my store Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp18 Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 Originally posted by hunnie818 You've been very rambuctious lately! How's the face?? I've been real quite lately, I thought?Hows the face??As ugly or as cute as it was the last time you saw me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 Originally posted by jp18 I've been real quite lately, I thought?Hows the face??As ugly or as cute as it was the last time you saw me. When am i gonna see your cute face again so i can smoooosh it?River Street Friday??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neena1979 Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 HIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiI'm bored too....this day is dragging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted October 29 Author Report Share Posted October 29 Fish heads ............... Fish heads......... Rollie- Pollie fish heads........... eat em' up ....... eat em' up - YUMHELP ME PLEASE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp18 Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 Originally posted by hunnie818 When am i gonna see your cute face again so i can smoooosh it?River Street Friday??? Why do you want to smoooosh my face??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dknybabe2929 Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 Perns...that story made me FKN DIE LAUGHING:laugh: how do you deal with that all day??? I am bored too...but there is a reason for that. I skipped work today and I have been plain lazy all day...but it feels good considering that for the next 2 months I have to BUST MY ASS working b/c Christmas is coming...and I can never be a cheap Santa! Especailly since I have a 5 year old brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 Originally posted by jp18 Why do you want to smoooosh my face??? becuse you have very smooshable cheekies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cynstam21 Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 oh shit....my manager was forced to resign!!!thehype, can you sell mortgages? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted October 29 Author Report Share Posted October 29 I don't know..... I cringe when I hear it...... it is awful............ How do you say something.............. she's weird man............. she reminds me of a walking corpse.............. seriously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehype Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 Originally posted by cynstam21 oh shit....my manager was forced to resign!!!thehype, can you sell mortgages? I can do anything damm it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp18 Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 Originally posted by hunnie818 becuse you have very smooshable cheekies! The next time I see you and you try and smoosh my face--Ill smoosh some parts of you...Cause the twins look pretty smooshable too:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogekid Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 Originally posted by jp18 The next time I see you and you try and smoosh my face--Ill smoosh some parts of you...Cause the twins look pretty smooshable too:eek: you better protect your twins too in that case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp18 Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 Originally posted by cynstam21 oh shit....my manager was forced to resign!!!thehype, can you sell mortgages? Im confused?? I didnt think DWI was criminal charge...Does he need to drive to sell mortgages? My sisterinlaw sells them but she doesnt have to leave her office...What were there reasons for forcing the resignation?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 well at least there were some interesting things to read here. Perns maybe shes hard of hearing and just thinks they are silent farts. today was a very lazy day, i got suspended for a day for being late too often. Im still trying to figure out how this is punishment. I cant friggin stand that place i think my intelligence is slipping daily there. Let just say someone said something to this guy and his response was "point well tooken" and he wasnt kidding. i dont know what i was thiking giving up the cushy office job. i miss my office damnit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted October 29 Author Report Share Posted October 29 Beacuse your not going to get paid.........Belive me it works after a while when you get suspended for 3 days with no pay.What are you doing tonight? Anything good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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