shlonger Posted November 6 Report Share Posted November 6 After reminiscing over recent events and pictures of myself, I had that proud feeling again, so I decided to get on here and express what I feel. Here goes:It was my honor to let you meet me.I'm The Infantile Center of the Universe.I'm better than everyone. I kick ass at everything. The other day, someone cut me off on the parkway, so I sped up beside him and I rammed him off the road. Nobody is as good as I am.Some people think I'm conceited. Oh well.All my friends think I'm better than they are. Sometimes my friends ask, "So how come you rule so much?"Yesterday, I decided to play basketball, but I suck at basketball, so I lost. Just kidding, I kicked everyone's ass because I'm the best.I own everyone at everything. There's no use in trying to be as good as me because it's impossible. There aren't enough words to describe how good I am.THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME. I AM KING. Everyone wishes they were me. EVERYONE!If I weren't me, I'd wish I was.I love me.Yours truly,Perfection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piro8 Posted November 6 Report Share Posted November 6 Originally posted by shlonger After reminiscing over recent events and pictures of myself, I had that proud feeling again, so I decided to get on here and express what I feel. Here goes:It was my honor to let you meet me.I'm The Infantile Center of the Universe.I'm better than everyone. I kick ass at everything. The other day, someone cut me off on the parkway, so I sped up beside him and I rammed him off the road. Nobody is as good as I am.Some people think I'm conceited. Oh well.All my friends think I'm better than they are. Sometimes my friends ask, "So how come you rule so much?"Yesterday, I decided to play basketball, but I suck at basketball, so I lost. Just kidding, I kicked everyone's ass because I'm the best.I own everyone at everything. There's no use in trying to be as good as me because it's impossible. There aren't enough words to describe how good I am.THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME. I AM KING. Everyone wishes they were me. EVERYONE!If I weren't me, I'd wish I was.I love me.Yours truly,Perfection :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted November 6 Report Share Posted November 6 You are too much bro....It's good to be the king........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted November 6 Report Share Posted November 6 "We're not worthy, We're not worthy, we're not worthy!""We're scum, we suck!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted November 6 Report Share Posted November 6 I think everyone is finally starting to catch on here.... lmao!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siciliagirl Posted November 6 Report Share Posted November 6 Originally posted by shlonger After reminiscing over recent events and pictures of myself, I had that proud feeling again, so I decided to get on here and express what I feel. Here goes:It was my honor to let you meet me.I'm The Infantile Center of the Universe.I'm better than everyone. I kick ass at everything. The other day, someone cut me off on the parkway, so I sped up beside him and I rammed him off the road. Nobody is as good as I am.Some people think I'm conceited. Oh well.All my friends think I'm better than they are. Sometimes my friends ask, "So how come you rule so much?"Yesterday, I decided to play basketball, but I suck at basketball, so I lost. Just kidding, I kicked everyone's ass because I'm the best.I own everyone at everything. There's no use in trying to be as good as me because it's impossible. There aren't enough words to describe how good I am.THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME. I AM KING. Everyone wishes they were me. EVERYONE!If I weren't me, I'd wish I was.I love me.Yours truly,Perfection whatever man, i mean KING..... :laugh: ...i will allow you to believe that you are the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipdaddy Posted November 6 Report Share Posted November 6 3 things i'm better than you at:#1 golf#2 jeopardy#3 i can definitely drink you under the table Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted November 6 Report Share Posted November 6 become a CP legend. Drowning in the water you said you would never drink from. hahahah YOU ARE THE NEW KING OF CP. hahahah You must feel honored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siciliagirl Posted November 6 Report Share Posted November 6 Originally posted by stardo become a CP legend. Drowning in the water you said you would never drink from. hahahah YOU ARE THE NEW KING OF CP. hahahah You must feel honored. uh oh.....i think me and you are starting to get soft on shlonger.....i'm stopping here .....no more nice girl .....he will never be king in my eyes.....unless something amazing happens.....Doubt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted November 6 Report Share Posted November 6 Originally posted by siciliagirl uh oh.....i think me and you are starting to get soft on shlonger.....i'm stopping here .....no more nice girl .....he will never be king in my eyes.....unless something amazing happens.....Doubt it. I have a soft spot for the handicapped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siciliagirl Posted November 6 Report Share Posted November 6 Originally posted by stardo I have a soft spot for the handicapped. :laugh: that was a good one.....right on point....couldin't bring myself to say that.....the truth hurts sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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