meli2444 Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Originally posted by dabannedjew one more and this is a classic:Debbie does Dallasif you have ever seen the original one, you will know what i am talk about, that had to be the funniest porn I have ever seen.... FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT MOVIE....I USED TO WORK AT A VIDEO STORE WHEN I WAS 16. A GUY FRIEND CALLS MY JOB AND PRETENDS TO BE A CUSTOMER LOOKING FOR A MOVIE CALLED "DEBBIE DOES DALLAS". OF COURSE, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT MOVIE IT WAS. SO, ON A FRIDAY NIGHT AT A VIDEO STORE I START YELLING AT THE OWNER "HEY DO WE HAVE A MOVIE CALLED DEBBIE DOES DALLAS?" I HAD ALL THE MEN LOOKING AT ME WITH FUNNY FACES. WHEN MY FRIEND TELLS ME WHAT KINDA MOVIE IT WAS, I WANTED TO HIDE BEHIND THE COUNTER THE REST OF THE NIGHT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corinto Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Natural Born Killers and Clockwork Orange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabannedjew Posted November 7 Author Report Share Posted November 7 Originally posted by meli2444 FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT MOVIE....I USED TO WORK AT A VIDEO STORE WHEN I WAS 16. A GUY FRIEND CALLS MY JOB AND PRETENDS TO BE A CUSTOMER LOOKING FOR A MOVIE CALLED "DEBBIE DOES DALLAS". OF COURSE, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT MOVIE IT WAS. SO, ON A FRIDAY NIGHT AT A VIDEO STORE I START YELLING AT THE OWNER "HEY DO WE HAVE A MOVIE CALLED DEBBIE DOES DALLAS?" I HAD ALL THE MEN LOOKING AT ME WITH FUNNY FACES. WHEN MY FRIEND TELLS ME WHAT KINDA MOVIE IT WAS, I WANTED TO HIDE BEHIND THE COUNTER THE REST OF THE NIGHT. :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 :laugh: OMG MELI :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Originally posted by corinto Clockwork Orange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Originally posted by meli2444 FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT MOVIE....I USED TO WORK AT A VIDEO STORE WHEN I WAS 16. A GUY FRIEND CALLS MY JOB AND PRETENDS TO BE A CUSTOMER LOOKING FOR A MOVIE CALLED "DEBBIE DOES DALLAS". OF COURSE, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT MOVIE IT WAS. SO, ON A FRIDAY NIGHT AT A VIDEO STORE I START YELLING AT THE OWNER "HEY DO WE HAVE A MOVIE CALLED DEBBIE DOES DALLAS?" I HAD ALL THE MEN LOOKING AT ME WITH FUNNY FACES. WHEN MY FRIEND TELLS ME WHAT KINDA MOVIE IT WAS, I WANTED TO HIDE BEHIND THE COUNTER THE REST OF THE NIGHT.i guess i know what WE will be watching this Sunday on our "BlockBuster Night".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernextnation Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Originally posted by thehog yeah that is up there alsocomedy would have to be OFFICE SPACEThis movie is funny as hell (what would you do with a million dollars?)My favorites:1. Scarface2.Goodfellas3.Braveheart4.Swordfish5.Payback Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehog Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 i guess i know what WE will be watching this Sunday on our "BlockBuster Night" WTF:confused: You must be gay man!Your not going to watch the JETS & Fins:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Originally posted by thehog WTF:confused: You must be gay man!Your not going to watch the JETS & Finswhy? Fins are gonna knock the Jets back into next week...why watch so a boring one sided game...now the Vikings game, thats a game... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Originally posted by thehog WTF:confused: You must be gay man!Your not going to watch the JETS & Fins:confused: YOU WOULD RATHER WATCH OVERWEIGHT 300 PD HEAVY MEN BEND OVER AND HAVE ANOTHER MAN STAND BEHIND HIM BENDING OVER DRESSED IN TIGHT PANTS OVER WATCHING A PORNO WITH YOUR CHIC? WTF? WHO'S GAY HERE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehog Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Owwwwwwwwwww yeahyou guys can see right through me.Yup your right When football is on im not paying attention to the game.Noim just meat gazing all those studs. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Originally posted by thehog Yup your right When football is on im not paying attention to the game.Noim just meat gazing all those studsi thought i noticed u looking hard at the "tightends"...so when that guy made that great catch and u said he had great hands...U REALLY MEANT, HE HAD GREAT HANDS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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