The Facelift

[shroomy]

A middle aged women decides to have a face lift for her

birthday. She spends $5000 and feels pretty good about

the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand

to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the

clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do

you think I am?" "About 32," was the reply.

"I'm exactly 47, " the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and ask

the counter girl the very same question. She replies, "I

guess about 29."

The woman replies, "Nope, I'm 47."

Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops

in a Drug store on her way down the street. She goes up

to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this

burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."

Again she proudly responds, "I am 47, but thank you."

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old

man the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my

eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was

a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very

forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands

under your bra. Then I can tell you exactly how old you

are."

They waited in silence on the empty street until

curiosity got the best of her. She finally blurts

out, "What the hell, go ahead." He slips both of his

hands under her blouse and under her bra and begins to

feel around very slowly and carefully. After a couple of

minutes of this, she said, "Okay, okay,..... how old am

I?"

He completes one last squeeze of her breasts and removes

his hands and says, "Madam, you are 47."

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was

incredible,...how did you know?"

The old man replies, "I was behind you in line at

McDonald's

[vipnerd]

:laugh:

She asked me the same question at a club in Lauderdale this weekend... :laugh:

[sunnyhost]

Viejo Verde!

:laugh:

[lolahotass]

:laugh:

Good one shrooms:tongue:

Lola:D

[kurtisp]