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Originally posted by stardo

he has him self. :laugh:

Tis true. I do not rule with a queen. She would only serve as a speed bump. When I need to release, I call upon a member of my harem. Wow, I just stimulated a new idea for a thread: Shlongers pick for new harem member of the month...

Ladies pm me for consideration. I need a full length picture of you and your sisters, if applicable, for each of the last five years. Then I need a headshot, current measurements, and special talents (such as being able to lick my balls while I am doing u doggy style). Also, I need pictures of your mom when she was 20, 30, and 40 just to make sure the beauty (or lack thereof) is hereditary, and not a genetic mutation. Brains are optional.

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Originally posted by shlonger

Tis true. I do not rule with a queen. She would only serve as a speed bump. When I need to release, I call upon a member of my harem. Wow, I just stimulated a new idea for a thread: Shlongers pick for new herum member of the month...

Ladies pm me for consideration. I need a full length picture of you and your sisters, if applicable, for each of the last five years. Then I need a headshot, current measurements, and special talents (such as being able to lick my balls while I am doing u doggy style). Also, I need pictures of your mom when she was 20, 30, and 40 just to make sure the beauty (or lack thereof) is hereditary, and not a genetic mutation. Brains are optional.

:laugh: that was tremendous!! :laugh:

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Originally posted by rdntheshortbus

I will be there.....

i would hope so bus. question is.. will the donkeys be present? we need a full lockdown of this place tonight. i want soldiers positioned in every corner of every floor.

i think i'm gonna hand out milk and cookies at the end of the night to anyone that points out kostap and/or exit82

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