ou812 Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me. That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch pornos again? The new girl in my office is a stripper; I invited her over for dinner on Friday. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover. Bar food again? Kick ass I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her. I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more. I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one, what a wonderful Valentine's Day! Let's just leave the toilet seat up at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore. It's only the third quarter; you should order a couple more pitchers. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass! I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again. Damn! I love it when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya big silly. You are so much smarter than my father. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch SportsCenter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barbiegirl Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 thats not TRUE - i love bar food AND football!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 I agree with barbiegirl...I like bar food, and I would definetely order a couple more pitchers.these were funny though....thanks for the laugh :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 Originally posted by xrapturex I agree with barbiegirl...I like bar food, and I would definetely order a couple more pitchers.these were funny though....thanks for the laugh :-) i was hoping you didnt say you liked football miss the rangers are playing the supersonics in the super bowl and barry bonds hit a grand slam and they got awarded the stanley cup for winning the game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 Originally posted by doubleplay1970 i was hoping you didnt say you liked football miss the rangers are playing the supersonics in the super bowl and barry bonds hit a grand slam and they got awarded the stanley cup for winning the game I never said anything of the sort!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 Originally posted by xrapturex I never said anything of the sort!!! im kidding dont worry sunday we start football 101 and by the time super bowl sunday ( yes thas a national holiday) comes around youll be a pro. now what is our favorite team < hint they wear blue and are called the NY something> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 Originally posted by doubleplay1970 im kidding dont worry sunday we start football 101 and by the time super bowl sunday ( yes thas a national holiday) comes around youll be a pro. now what is our favorite team < hint they wear blue and are called the NY something> the packers right? LOL, Im kidding. I know I know, the Giants. Too bad Im a dallas fan I dont need that much football 101, i know a decent amount Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 Originally posted by xrapturex I agree with barbiegirl...I like bar food, and I would definetely order a couple more pitchers.these were funny though....thanks for the laugh :-) I'm these girls!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 Originally posted by SPYGIRL2 I'm these girls!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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