Beer :vs: Vagina

[liqidtouch]

BEER VS. VAGINA

A beer is always wet.

A pussy needs encouragement.

Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.

A pussy tastes better served hot.

Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.

Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.

Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.

Pussy does not.

Advantage: Draw.

If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.

Advantage: Pussy

24 beers come in a box.

A pussy is a box you can come in.

Advantage: Pussy.

Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.

Advantage: Pussy.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.

Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad.

If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.

Advantage: Beer.

6 beers in a night and you better not drive.

6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need.

Advantage: Pussy

Buy too much beer and you will get fat.

Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.

Advantage: Draw

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.

You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.

Advantage: Pussy

If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer.

If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five.

Advantage: Pussy

With beer, bigger is better.

Advantage: beer.

Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.

Advantage: beer.

Pussy can make you see God.

Beer can make you see the porcelain God.

Advantage: Pussy

If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal.

If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic.

Advantage: Pussy

Peeling labels off of beers is fun.

Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.

Advantage: Pussy.

If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.

If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.

Advantage: Draw

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.

If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are.

Advantage: Beer.

If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.

Advantage: beer.

The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.

Advantage: Beer.

Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill.

Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.

Advantage: Draw

Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, Killian's Red

Good pussy: Almost all but the above.

Advantage: Pussy.

The government taxes beer.

Advantage: Pussy.

It's a close call, but the numbers never lie.

Advantage: Pussy.

[ibclubbin]

beer soaked pussy:rock:

BG

[rdntheshortbus]

hmmmmmm.......

stickin it in a beer.... or a p***y.......

is there any doubt here.......

[ibclubbin]

but what about taste? stale beer tastes better than stale pussy:laugh:

BG

[rdntheshortbus]

I dont know what kinda stray cats you are playin wit, but there is no friggin beer, alchohol, drink, fruit, vegetable or food that taste's better than p***y.....

Ya know what too.....

I told ya... you are the lucky one clubbin.....

I dont think the beer will wake me up at 5am with breakfeast in bed to say, "honey, time to get up and go to Factory!!!"

[ibclubbin]

Originally posted by rdntheshortbus

I dont know what kinda stray cats you are playin wit, but there is no friggin beer, alchohol, drink, fruit, vegetable or food that taste's better than p***y.....

Ya know what too.....

I told ya... you are the lucky one clubbin.....

I dont think the beer will wake me up at 5am with breakfeast in bed to say, "honey, time to get up and go to Factory!!!"

lmfaoooooooooooo....even the best pussy goes sour once in a while:D

BG