mrmatas2277 Posted November 19 Report Share Posted November 19 There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting >around talking about how their lives sucked. > > >The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, >and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." > > >The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have >it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me >in vineger, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." > > >The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have >it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a >rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and >bang my head against he wall until I throw up and pass >out!." :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meli2444 Posted November 19 Report Share Posted November 19 LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehog Posted November 19 Report Share Posted November 19 haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :laugh: LMFAO :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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