vipnerd Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 Shitty Town, New Jersey (AP)By a vote taken late last night...all rental cars coming down from New Jersey to Florida voted refusing to go back to Jersey.Apparently the case is in relation to a moron named "notallthere " , when he fell in love with his rental Honda Civic, was heartbroken by his rental Civic not wanting to return to New Jersey, deciding to stay in Florida.The judge's ruling emphasized that the moron could have driven to any state, and that his hate for Florida is only coincidental.PS: Notallthere...yur f***ing ugly!Pics to follow...............Vip:hat: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 I have just received this and I'm in shock!!!Hello fellow members of the board, I hereby present to you Exhibit "A" on the case opened by all of us against New Jersey's obsessive outcast "notallthere" for being so incredibly ugly...damn is this mothertrucker ugly!The accussed in question is the subject on the far right of the picture you are now viewing...note the severe deformity of the skull on the frontal pariethal, the elongated and pointy "A La Eddie Munster" ears...the chin also features a subnormal quality reserved up to these days only for extraterrestrial forms of life...damn is this mothertrucker ugly!!!Yuk!!! Woooooweee Kazaweeeee!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vipnerd Posted November 23 Author Report Share Posted November 23 Originally posted by funketeer I have just received this and I'm in shock!!!Hello fellow members of the board, I hereby present to you Exhibit "A" on the case opened by all of us against New Jersey's obsessive outcast "notallthere" for being so incredibly ugly...damn is this mothertrucker ugly!The accussed in question is the subject on the far right of the picture you are now viewing...note the severe deformity of the skull on the frontal pariethal, the elongated and pointy "A La Eddie Munster" ears...the chin also features a subnormal quality reserved up to these days only for extraterrestrial forms of life...damn is this mothertrucker ugly!!!Yuk!!! Woooooweee Kazaweeeee!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!Please, please, please........stay in Jersey.BTW, was that pic from Halloween????????? :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted November 23 Report Share Posted November 23 This is Notallthere's dream car... Customized Honda Civic (featured in the movie "The Fast And The Furious") Photo courtesy of Super Honda This picture taken by a security camera at the New Jersey Car Show totally reveals his obsession with Low-riding Honda Civics...it was taken at 4:30am! (...also, notice he was kind of chubby back then ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anteye Posted November 23 Report Share Posted November 23 Ok... so this guy obviously pissed a few of you off. I come to this conclusion NOT because I've read his Floridian-degrading posts, NOT because you're calling him ugly. But BECAUSE YOU HAVE YET TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE HOT-ASS CHICK HE'S POSING WITH IN THAT PICTURE!!!NOTALLTHERE, yes, you're a moron. But if being an "ugly" moron gets you ass that looks like that, then I am making an appointment with a plastic surgeon and a whole crate of whip-its ASAP!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milano Posted November 23 Report Share Posted November 23 Originally posted by anteye Ok... so this guy obviously pissed a few of you off. I come to this conclusion NOT because I've read his Floridian-degrading posts, NOT because you're calling him ugly. But BECAUSE YOU HAVE YET TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE HOT-ASS CHICK HE'S POSING WITH IN THAT PICTURE!!!NOTALLTHERE, yes, you're a moron. But if being an "ugly" moron gets you ass that looks like that, then I am making an appointment with a plastic surgeon and a whole crate of whip-its ASAP!! :laugh: I think the chick paid to get a picture taken w/him at House of Terror!!?? :laugh: BTW, she is a hot client Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted November 24 Report Share Posted November 24 Ladies and gentleman of the board, this software wrapping was found in the trunk of a rental Honda Civic right about the time our subject visited Juno Beach, Florida, amongst others items shuch as beef jerky wrapings and sunflower seeds.I rest my case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vipnerd Posted November 25 Author Report Share Posted November 25 Originally posted by funketeer Ladies and gentleman of the board, this software wrapping was found in the trunk of a rental Honda Civic right about the time our subject visited Juno Beach, Florida, amongst others items shuch as beef jerky wrapings and sunflower seeds.I rest my case :confused: WTF..............kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!! :laugh: Funketeer....give it a break bro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted November 29 Report Share Posted November 29 Originally posted by notallthere first off I have a gf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vipnerd Posted November 29 Author Report Share Posted November 29 Originally posted by georgeacasta2 OMG!!!! :laugh: It has to be a scene from Dracula or something....... :eek: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milano Posted November 30 Report Share Posted November 30 Originally posted by georgeacasta2 Holly sh*t !!!!!!! :laugh: Their freeeeeeeekin' eyes are moving!!!!!!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted November 30 Report Share Posted November 30 Originally posted by georgeacasta2 OK !! I JUST GOT DRESSED FOR PICCOTTO & I JUST PISSED & SHIT ALL OVER MYSELF WHEN I SAW THIS :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted November 30 Report Share Posted November 30 Originally posted by milano Holly sh*t !!!!!!! :laugh: Their freeeeeeeekin' eyes are moving!!!!!!!! :laugh: I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!!! The hot chick thing was just a hoaxe!!!The jury finds the defendant guilty on all charges...hey wait a minute, Georgeacasta2 is pretty handy with photoshop, isn't he??? Now...how come Notallthere and Georgeacasta2 are never together in the same room???I think I have a new lead here...more details on the way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted November 30 Report Share Posted November 30 Originally posted by funketeer I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!!! The hot chick thing was just a hoaxe!!!The jury finds the defendant guilty on all charges...hey wait a minute, Georgeacasta2 is pretty handy with photoshop, isn't he??? Now...how come Notallthere and Georgeacasta2 are never together in the same room???I think I have a new lead here...more details on the way! :laugh: JUST PRAY TO GOD HE DOESNT FIND A PICTURE OF YOU ON THE NET .. CAUSE HE'LL MAKE YOU PAY BIG TIME JUST FOR SAYING THAT ..LOL:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vipnerd Posted November 30 Author Report Share Posted November 30 Originally posted by koky :laugh: JUST PRAY TO GOD HE DOESNT FIND A PICTURE OF YOU ON THE NET .. CAUSE HE'LL MAKE YOU PAY BIG TIME JUST FOR SAYING THAT ..LOL:laugh: :laugh: Can't wait.......Funk will be better off by:flush: Have fun at Space, bro. I'll miss all the shit this weekend:mad: Vip:hat: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted November 30 Report Share Posted November 30 Originally posted by koky :laugh: JUST PRAY TO GOD HE DOESNT FIND A PICTURE OF YOU ON THE NET .. CAUSE HE'LL MAKE YOU PAY BIG TIME JUST FOR SAYING THAT ..LOL:laugh: :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milano Posted November 30 Report Share Posted November 30 Originally posted by funketeer :eek: :lol3: LOL!!!! Thanx for giving me so natural laughs! :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted November 30 Report Share Posted November 30 Originally posted by funketeer :eek: Check out this thread funk... Thread It could've been you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted November 30 Report Share Posted November 30 Originally posted by georgeacasta2 Check out this thread funk... Thread It could've been you thank you, thank you, thank you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vipnerd Posted November 30 Author Report Share Posted November 30 Originally posted by funketeer :eek: You're f***ing hilarious bro........ :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vipnerd Posted November 30 Author Report Share Posted November 30 Originally posted by funketeer thank you, thank you, thank you... :laugh: PLOP!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonmarc Posted December 1 Report Share Posted December 1 Originally posted by georgeacasta2 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! definitely the funniest shit i have seen in a while! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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meng Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 You're going off on the drama board, GA2 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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