teklord310 Posted November 23 Report Share Posted November 23 http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/europe/11/22/health.laptop.reut/index.htmlLONDON, England (Reuters) -- Laptops have always been a hot item but a 50-year-old scientist did not realise to what extent until he burned his penis. The previously healthy father of two remembered feeling a burning sensation after he had been writing a report at home for about an hour with the computer on his lap. He noticed a redness and irritation the following day but it was not until he was examined by a doctor that he realised how much damage had been done. "The ventral part of his scrotal skin had turned red, and there was a blister with a diameter of about two centimetres (0.8 inches)," Claes-Gorn Ostenson, of the Karolinska Institute in Sweden, wrote in a letter published in The Lancet medical journal on Friday. Two days later, the blisters broke and the wounds became infected and then crusted but after about a week the unidentified scientist was "healing quite rapidly." Ostenson noted that the computer manual did warn against operating it directly on exposed skin but said the patient had lap burns even though he had been wearing trousers and underpants. "This...story should be taken as a serious warning against use of a laptop in a literal sense," he added. whoops?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted November 23 Report Share Posted November 23 I used a laptop once on my lap and after 10 mins I had to stop because it got too dam hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted November 23 Report Share Posted November 23 Good lord! What brand of laptop do you all use? Mine doesn't get anywhere *near* hot enough to do that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starshaped Posted November 23 Report Share Posted November 23 Originally posted by vixenfoxxy Good lord! What brand of laptop do you all use? Mine doesn't get anywhere *near* hot enough to do that! What? To burn your penis?LADYBOY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted November 23 Report Share Posted November 23 Originally posted by starshaped What? To burn your penis?LADYBOY!!! I was just waiting to see which tool would try twisting my words like that. Doesn't it just figure that you're the candidate? Besides, you'll notice that it's you ENGLISH PEOPLE that go around scorching your penises with appliances - makes me wonder about the real reason you've not been online lately... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted November 23 Report Share Posted November 23 Originally posted by starshaped What? To burn your penis?LADYBOY!!! oh no....not another one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted November 24 Report Share Posted November 24 Originally posted by vixenfoxxy I was just waiting to see which tool would try twisting my words like that. Doesn't it just figure that you're the candidate? Besides, you'll notice that it's you ENGLISH PEOPLE that go around scorching your penises with appliances - makes me wonder about the real reason you've not been online lately... can i scorch my penis in your rear appliance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted November 24 Author Report Share Posted November 24 Originally posted by smokesum can i scorch my penis in your rear appliance Try.... "can u scorch your back door with my hot appliance" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted November 24 Report Share Posted November 24 Originally posted by smokesum can i scorch my penis in your rear appliance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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