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REPUBLICAN PARTY ADMISSION TEST

Can you say "my country right or wrong"? Yes No

Are you more or less intolerant than you think you are? More Less

How much do you hate sharing your stuff? A lot Very much

Do you whine about taxes every: 15 seconds 30 seconds 2 minutes

Check number of guns owned: 10 or more 20 or more Lost count

How many people would you enjoy shooting? 5 20 more than 20

Who do you hate most? Blacks Communists Gays Liberals

Hours a day spent hating above choice? 8 hrs 12 hrs 24 hrs

Would you kill anyone speaking ill of your mother? Yes No

Are you an Aggie? (If not sure check Yes) Yes No

What upsets you more? Nuclear-warfare Genocide Affirmative Action?

Check machinery you can operate: Revolver Pickup truck can opener

What organizations are you a member of? VFW KKK NRA

What sports do you participate in? Shooting Shooting Shooting

Are these words in the correct order? God Race Country

Can you quote Readers Digest without feeling like an idiot? Yes No

How many hours a day do you listen to Rush Limbaugh? 3 hrs 3 1/2 hrs

Does this questionnaire piss you off? Yes No

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