gropasaurus1 Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 Alas, THE GREAT ONE hath returned. I haven't posted for some time now, and after quickly scanning the shit you people are putting out today, I'm inclined to believe that CP has gone to just that, shit...how could it not without yours truly? I know that you all have been despeartely awaiting my return - especially you deeply tanned silicon enhanced guiette monsters -but you must understand that I've been quite busy traveling the globe on various M&A assignments. Aside from the ridiculous amount of $$$ I received for doing so, I picked up some ridiculous D&G, Versace and Gucci gear, not to mention some of the most amazing cds. Most importanlty though, I was able tan on the beach daily, and let me tell you, those European chix were infatuated with my chiseled physique. I actually had a foursome with three Italian chix in pure daylight on one of the beaches in Rimini a few weeks ago...talk about sexmonsters!!! These chix put any guidette I ever banged from NJ/Staten Island/Queens/Long Island to shame...no offense girls, but be advised you do have some competition out there. So what's up with this Deko joint? I'm hearing lots of hype about it...what's the deal? Guidos and guidettes alike, inform THE GREAT ONE. Damn, I am fukin' gorgeous!!! One of my assistants just flew back from SoBe yesterday...I scheduled her to get her breats augmented by some guy I know down there in Miami...she passed on the family Thanksgiving dinner and opted for the operating room...good choice if you ask me. She has them pressed up against the glass wall outside my office right now...looks like the doc still has the magic touch. Ahhh, it's good to be back in NYC. Well it's been fun, but I have an appointment with some mirrors in my office this afternoon, so I must leave you. Guidettes, I'M BACK!!! -THE GROPE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 Originally posted by gropasaurus1 Alas, THE GREAT ONE hath returned. I haven't posted for some time now, and after quickly scanning the shit you people are putting out today, I'm inclined to believe that CP has gone to just that, shit...how could it not without yours truly? I know that you all have been despeartely awaiting my return - especially you deeply tanned silicon enhanced guiette monsters -but you must understand that I've been quite busy traveling the globe on various M&A assignments. Aside from the ridiculous amount of $$$ I received for doing so, I picked up some ridiculous D&G, Versace and Gucci gear, not to mention some of the most amazing cds. Most importanlty though, I was able tan on the beach daily, and let me tell you, those European chix were infatuated with my chiseled physique. I actually had a foursome with three Italian chix in pure daylight on one of the beaches in Rimini a few weeks ago...talk about sexmonsters!!! These chix put any guidette I ever banged from NJ/Staten Island/Queens/Long Island to shame...no offense girls, but be advised you do have some competition out there. So what's up with this Deko joint? I'm hearing lots of hype about it...what's the deal? Guidos and guidettes alike, inform THE GREAT ONE. Damn, I am fukin' gorgeous!!! One of my assistants just flew back from SoBe yesterday...I scheduled her to get her breats augmented by some guy I know down there in Miami...she passed on the family Thanksgiving dinner and opted for the operating room...good choice if you ask me. She has them pressed up against the glass wall outside my office right now...looks like the doc still has the magic touch. Ahhh, it's good to be back in NYC. Well it's been fun, but I have an appointment with some mirrors in my office this afternoon, so I must leave you. Guidettes, I'M BACK!!! -THE GROPE GROP - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkeybitch Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 Grope,Although we have never met, I feel like we have a lot in common. I have been anxiously awaiting your return and feel like we should schedule a meeting to discuss this board and the fucking losers who post and roam these AIDS infected threads. I am sure you have heard and been made aware of the Donkies presence and understand the respect we demand. We have taken over the show where you have left off. Shlonger and Dogekid speak very highly of you and I can see the excitement in their eyes when your name is mentioned. I have to speak with a client now, but I will contiue later.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gropasaurus1 Posted December 2 Author Report Share Posted December 2 Stardo, where have you been all of my life? My lats yearn for your finger nails to clench and leave scars, and my pecs for your head to rest on thereafter. Donkeybizatch, Schlonger did mention your crew recently...had good things to say. Details regarding our meeting to come... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 Originally posted by gropasaurus1 Stardo, where have you been all of my life? My lats yearn for your finger nails to clench and leave scars, and my pecs for your head to rest on thereafter. Donkeybizatch, Schlonger did mention your crew recently...had good things to say. Details regarding our meeting to come... Settling for less in your absence my hunk of perfection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gropasaurus1 Posted December 2 Author Report Share Posted December 2 Settle no further, for I am back. When are you coming into the city to hang out? We should do this very soon...I'm very impatient... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogekid Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 ahh the gropasaurus. shlonger tells me good things about you and your conquests around the globe. as an executive board member of Guido Voltron and a partner to the donkeys i'd like to welcome you back and make sure that we all sit down to discuss world domination sometime soon. Sincerely, dogekid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rozner Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 This post is hysterical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJstacked Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 Grope,I am so glad your are finally back. Me, Donkeyboy, Donkeybitch, Donkeywhore and Donkeydrol50 are all fans of the Grope. I recently had the pleasure of merging alliances with Shlonger and Dogekid as well as Rodigga and The Shortbus. I have researched your credentials and past posts...Needless to say I am more than impressed with your work... I will leave you with a cherished quote taken from my hero....As Gordon Gecko once said to Bud Fox: "You see that building over there? I bought it three years ago. My first real estate transaction. I sold it ten months later and made $800,000 profit. It was better than sex. At the time it was all the money in the world. Now it's a day's pay." Grope...good to hear from you.Dogekid...Metro Friday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogekid Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 Originally posted by NJstacked Dogekid...Metro Friday? now's not the time for silly questions my friend.neena....bring your handicapped parking permit and a leak proof bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkeybitch Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 GROPE ARE YOU ALIVE? HEEEEEE FUCKING HAWWWWWWSTACKED I AM BACK AND READY TO GET INTO SOME DONKEY TROUBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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