Mystify Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 What are some of your favorite lines from movies or TV shows?Here are some I can think of despite the still early hour "Hey James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road"...."I AM! You try driving in platforms!" -Clueless"Just when I think you can't be any dumber, you go and do something like this, and completely redeem yourself!" -Dumb and DUmber (GOD there's sooooooo many from this movie)More to come!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piro8 Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 Rooney, pardon my french, but your an asshole - Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 3 Author Report Share Posted December 3 "remove head from sphinctor, then drive!" -10 Things I Hate About You Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 "Okay, I've reloooooooaded!" Al Pacino: Scarface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 "Okay, I've reloooooooaded!" Al Pacino: Scarface"This ees beuteeful, what is this velvet??? "Eddie Murphy: Trading Places Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piro8 Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 Originally posted by hunnie818 "Okay, I've reloooooooaded!" Al Pacino: Scarface"This ees beuteeful, what is this velvet??? "Eddie Murphy: Trading Places Hunnie- I think you mean, Coming to America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehype Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 "I'm goin to hit the breaks, He'll fly rite by us""When you go back out onto that track, I want you to hit the pace car""hit the pace car?" "what for?""Cuz you been hittin every other god dam thing out there, I want you to be perfect""Keep your friends Close, Keep your enimies closer""Never Rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 3 Author Report Share Posted December 3 "22................28....................22...............28" -The Sweetest ThingGREAT MOVIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsb Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 And this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardcorekrock Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 Hey dirtbag your a losey shot i hate losey shots---sly stallone "COBRA" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 "Say Hello to my little friend!" - Tony Montanya, Scarface"Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds--excactly three fucking seconds--to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! One! Two! Three!" - Sgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket"You shit kickin', stinky horse manure smelling mother fucker you" - Nicky, Casino............actually just about everything Joe Pesci said when he was pissed in this movie was a good line."You smell that. You smell that?Napalm, boy – nothing else in the world smells like that – I love the smell of napalm in the morning. One time we had a hill bombed for 12 hours. I walked up it when it was all over; we didn't find one of 'em..... not one stinking gook body. They slipped out in the night – but the smell – that gasoline smell – the whole hill – it smelled like...... victory..." - Kilgore, Apocalyse Now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 Ok this is a long one, but I crack up everytime i see it.Chevy Chase is Vacation..." You want to know what I think? I think your all fucked in the head. We're 10 hour from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out? This is no longer a vacation, Its a quest for fun. Im gonna have fun, and your gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles....we're gonna be whistling zip a dee doo da out of our assholes"....God when Chevy Chase Freaks out like that I completely lose it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardcorekrock Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 Hey dirtbag your a losey shot i hate losey shots---sly stallone "COBRA"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exsist----kevin spacey "The usaul suspects" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeys24 Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 "i'll let u put it wherever u want" - cruel intentions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 You sold Pete???Harry,I took care of it---from dumb and dumber:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeys24 Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 Lloyd: "excuse me, Flo.....what is the soup du jour?"Flo: "It's the soup of the day"Lloyd:"That sounds good...I'll have that" - Dumb and Dumber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allishara Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 "There are some women.... like my girlfriends, who would run the second their boyfriend gave them a gun. But I had to admit - it turned me on...""SUPERINTENDANT?!?! YOU HAVE A WHORE LIVING IN YOUR BUILDING!! JANIS ROSSI IN 4R - YOUR A WHORE!!"- Karen from Goodfellas."Snoseberry?.... whoever heard of a Snoseberry"- Veruca from Willy Wonka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 3 Author Report Share Posted December 3 "Don't worry -- I'm a limo driver" -Lloyd Dumb and DUmber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehype Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 "1.21 jigawatz?!?!?""what the hell is a Jigawat""Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe""Dishes are done, man""Vaughn, I only got one thing to say to you, STRIKE THIS MOTHER FUCKER OUT" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dknybabe2929 Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 Originally posted by incredulous You sold Pete???Harry,I took care of it---from dumb and dumber:D thats a GREATTTT ONEEEE...How about..." Clarkkkk, is your house on fire?...No Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas Lights" - Christmas Vacation"Can't see any lines can ya Russ?" - Christmas Vacation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 3 Author Report Share Posted December 3 Originally posted by thehype "Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe" Wait where is this from, It sounds so damn familiar!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 "blue flower, red thorne. blue flower, red thorne. blue flower, red thorne......this would be so much easier if i wasnt color blind"---shrek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdionysus Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 "Now go get your fucking shinebox!"- Billy Bats, Goodfellas"Are you a peter puffer?""Bullshit, I bet you can suck a golfball through a garden hose!""Hell I like you, you can come over my house and fuck my sister!"- Full Metal Jacket, Soundbytes: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jacket.html"You need people like me so you can say, look there he is, there is the bad guy"-Tony Montana, Scarface"I know you Eddie, you're the fuck you man! Fuck you, suck my dick, you motherfucker!"- Eddie Murphy, Raw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 "you think i am funny?funny how?like clown funny?do i amuse you???" joe pesci Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted December 3 Author Report Share Posted December 3 "is this the weekend your meeting your girlfriend from the internet?.... No she's on some photo shoot... That's what you get for dating Christy Turlington" -Can't Hardly Wait"Hey Kid, what's eatin ya?............."Nothing! He's at the top of the food chain.........." - Lion King Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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