gropasaurus1 Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 As we welcome in the holiday season, what better way to kick it off than with a bang??? I've decided to put myself on the market from now until New Year's for all you hot guidette sexmonsters out there. You'll have to opportunity to be wined, dined and, well, use your imagination for the rest, for nothing you've experienced up until this point could accurately describe it. There are some very minor mandatory entry requirements that must be disclosed on your part before hand...see below:Hair color (natural as well)Chest size (please disclose if any silicon/saline enhancements)Waste sizeHeightWeightNationalityTanning beds or self tanners? If beds, stand up or lay down? If cream, what brand?CarResidenceFavorite clubs/loungesFavorite liquor/winePairs of white spandex in wardrobe?Number of extra small tube tops in wardrobe?Thongs or panties (if not thongs, you're immediately disqualified)Favorite fat burner (Xenadrine, Hydroxycut...etc.)# and location of piercings# and location of tatoosAgeRecent photoThat should cover all the mandatory requirements for the time being. Look forward to hearing back from me...you gorgeous sexmonsters!!!-THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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