dogekid Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 after friday's debacle, i spent all of saturday mentally preparing for a night in AC with the gambling degenerate of all degenerates.. the shlong man.of course we didn't get down there until about 1:30 AM cuz of traffic and other bullshit. checked in to our grand suites (on the house), picked up some other friends and hit casbah. met up with a trashed tempkid and finally walked in the place at 2:15. i think i was drunk w/in 15 minutes, but decided to stand by the bar and pour drinks down my throat for another hour and a half before i even budged.we left there at 4:30. after that, supposedly, i found shlonger and a few other friends at a craps table and started harassing the pit boss and his crew. everyone at the table hated me w/in 3 seconds and i jinxed the table with my horrible luck cuz the shooter crapped out on the actualy roll that i got there. i then beat the shit outta my friend and ran away, never to be found for the rest of the night.also, instead of going back to my room at the hilton, i went back to the sand's with some friends and charged my own room...for no reason. probably got to sleep around 8 AM and just remember waking up to the discover channel blasting in my room.when i got in touch with shlonger, he was still awake, still gambling, hadn't eaten or done anything but gamble. the kid is fucking part machine i think. 8:30 PM sunday, after winning him back close to $600 by throwing some nice dice at the craps table, we were able to get some comp'd dinners and leave hell.the only thing other than lisa everett's street soldier discussion on hot 97 that kept me awake from exit 38 to 148 was shlonger snoaring and waking up violently every 15 minutes telling me he drempt we just smashed into a white wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trewguy Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 Originally posted by dogekid after friday's debacle, i spent all of saturday mentally preparing for a night in AC with the gambling degenerate of all degenerates.. the shlong man.of course we didn't get down there until about 1:30 AM cuz of traffic and other bullshit. checked in to our grand suites (on the house), picked up some other friends and hit casbah. met up with a trashed tempkid and finally walked in the place at 2:15. i think i was drunk w/in 15 minutes, but decided to stand by the bar and pour drinks down my throat for another hour and a half before i even budged.we left there at 4:30. after that, supposedly, i found shlonger and a few other friends at a craps table and started harassing the pit boss and his crew. everyone at the table hated me w/in 3 seconds and i jinxed the table with my horrible luck cuz the shooter crapped out on the actualy roll that i got there. i then beat the shit outta my friend and ran away, never to be found for the rest of the night.also, instead of going back to my room at the hilton, i went back to the sand's with some friends and charged my own room...for no reason. probably got to sleep around 8 AM and just remember waking up to the discover channel blasting in my room.when i got in touch with shlonger, he was still awake, still gambling, hadn't eaten or done anything but gamble. the kid is fucking part machine i think. 8:30 PM sunday, after winning him back close to $600 by throwing some nice dice at the craps table, we were able to get some comp'd dinners and leave hell.the only thing other than lisa everett's street soldier discussion on hot 97 that kept me awake from exit 38 to 148 was shlonger snoaring and waking up violently every 15 minutes telling me he drempt we just smashed into a white wall. sounds like u had a long weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 You guys missed a classic night at Looker's....Four lesbian's and a highly medicated, under-rested, overly geeked meathead...It'll make for an interesting story for any of my kids....The boys anyway....Funny ass shit...There I was at the bar @ Looker's, four carpet muncher's in tow.....I started yelling out... "Who Loves Lesbians!?!??!?"I had not only my friends of the lesbian denomination, but two of the dancers raising their hands high... replying "I do... I do... I do"I of course, had two hands in the air, and chanted much louder than the ladies.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus You guys missed a classic night at Looker's....Four lesbian's and a highly medicated, under-rested, overly geeked meathead...It'll make for an interesting story for any of my kids....The boys anyway....Funny ass shit...There I was at the bar @ Looker's, four carpet muncher's in tow.....I started yelling out... "Who Loves Lesbians!?!??!?"I had not only my friends of the lesbian denomination, but two of the dancers raising their hands high... replying "I do... I do... I do"I of course, had two hands in the air, and chanted much louder than the ladies.. DONT'T LEAVE THE REST OF THE STORY OUT!!!HOW YOU WALKED HOME W/ THOSE SAME TWO HANDS HOLDING THAT ELEPHANT HOG OF YOURSAND WHEN YOU GOT HOME IT WAS YOU EATING YOUR OWN CARPET IN YOUR OWN BEDROOM, LISTENING TO MAITING CALLS OF THE WILD, ASS YOU RUBBED YOUR HOG DOWN W/ PEANUT BETTER AND JELLY AND HAD YOUR DOG LICK YOUR NUTS AS YOU CALLED HER INGRED THE FOREIGN DANCER THAT YOU SPENT $300.00 ON YOU FREAK ASS ANIMALAND YES SUNDAY IS TUTOR DAY, W/ THIS COLLEGE DEGREE YOU GOTTA HELP YOUR WOUNDED SOLDIERS YA KNOW, AND YES IT TOOK US 2 HOURS TO DO ONE MATH PROBLEM BUT IT IS THE THAUGHT THAT COUNTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 I am so thankful that their was one witness to all the madness last night....It must be all the medz... I dont know where the ideas and chants come from sometimes....I was inspired by the rugmunchin....Nothing better than being sandwhiched between a few girls.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somegirl24 Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 Originally posted by roddigga AND YES SUNDAY IS TUTOR DAY, W/ THIS COLLEGE DEGREE YOU GOTTA HELP YOUR WOUNDED SOLDIERS YA KNOW, AND YES IT TOOK US 2 HOURS TO DO ONE MATH PROBLEM BUT IT IS THE THAUGHT THAT COUNTS Maybe you should head BACK to college......its the WHAT?? that counts??? :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogekid Posted December 9 Author Report Share Posted December 9 Originally posted by somegirl24 Maybe you should head BACK to college......its the WHAT?? that counts??? :laugh: well if it isn't miss einstein herself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somegirl24 Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 Yea no shit...For the Love of GOD, why aren't there more of me out there???Carrying on astute conversations with myself is getting tedious........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tempkid Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 Nice weekend in AC.I started off at my hotel the Trop, gambling and sucked.My boy won like $1100.00 on video poker the first hour he was there. I decided to just play again at the Tash when we hit up Casbah. I get to Casbah around 11:30 get stamped, have a few drinks and went back to the Casino. started to win some money back, but got greedy and ended up more in the hole. Go back to Casbah, have some more drinks, do a little fist pimping on the dancefloor and went back to the casino played for another1/2 hour, see dogekid and Shlonger walking through casino to Casbah, meet up with them in 15mins. Hung out for a couple hours at the club, Shlonger had some nice lines to some of the ladies walking by, I wish I remember what he said. Left at 3:30 back to Trop. Hit the casino one more time and started to get on a roll, just kept on betting on Red, spilled a drink on a table, kept on winning, almost broke the teeth of a dealer becasuse he forgot to pay me, I thought we were going to have to check the camras, but I got my chips.Then dealers change and the new dealer didn't like that I was standing and not sitting, so I told her to fuck herself, took my chips and said "i'm going to Trump" I ended winning my losses from before and coming out on top over $500.00.I love AC, the new casino is opening up sometime in 2003, it looks huge. The guy is from Vegas, hopefully he will open up a club in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlonger Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 someone please, i'll be the yellow guy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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