rdntheshortbus Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 I felt that everyone on CP should get a chuckle out of this PM Xj8Mike just sent me... I am still choking from the laughter....Rod and I decided to log on after hitting shoulders at FDU... and to our amusement, this is what we find...XJkid... I love it... Hope to see you at Metro on Friday night....I am going back down to the gym to hit arms... you got me all amped up.... thanks so much!!!Rod and I will be at Metro on Friday... along with Dave and your good friend Laurie... (cept she will be hanging with the real men from now on kid...)So bring your little elves along and come introduce yourself... you wont have any trouble finding us....I am going to re-read your pm, thanks so much for the laugh kitten....****************************************************fag YOU FUCKIN UNPLEASANT AND ILLITERATE COCK. YOUR A LIL BITCH, YOU AIN'T SHIT.KEEP GETTING AMPED UP BECAUSE WHEN I’M DONE W/U FLUFFY WILL USE YOUR HEAD FOR A SCRATCHING POST. YOUR NOTHING BUT A HOMO 1000 FUCKIN POST YEAH THAT’S SOMING TO BE PROUD OF! I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO KICKING YOUR SORRY ASS AND AFTER, I'M GOING TO JUMP AND JUMP AND JUMP AND JUMP AND JUMP ON YOUR FACE SO YOUR FUCKIN MOTHER WON’T EVEN RECOGNIZE YOUR SORRY ASS. YOU AIN'T SHIT WITHOUT YOUR HOME BOYZ WAS UP PUSSY U R. THE GUY THAT TALKS ALOT OF SHIT, AND CANT BACK UP SHIT YOU’RE A JOKE KID, SO GO BACK TO YOUR LITTLE CLUB WORLD AND OD ON THE STUFF THAT YOU THINK IS COOL! GET THIS FAG INSTEAD, OF THAT FUCKIN ASSHOLE FRIEND OF YOURS THATS FUCKIN PLAYIN LAUR AND MAKING COOKIES, WHY DON'T YOU GO PACK SOME BROWIES YOU GAY BITCH. TELL YOUR CREW THAT MICHAEL LOOKING FO THEM. HAVE LITTLE DAVY WATCH HIS BACK BECAUSE I'M NOT DONE WITH HIM! PEACE OUT BITCHXj8Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 12 Author Report Share Posted December 12 Mike...You may want to get a head start on everything....Call your dentist, schedule an appointment for Monday morning...The swelling should be down by then, and they will be able to fit you with a full set up caps for your lost teef....holla!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 CAN ONE OF YOU GUYS PLEASE TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. . PM E-MAIL ME OR SHOOT ME a IM. . . .MIKE PLEASE STOP I DONT HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 12 Author Report Share Posted December 12 just read my first post Hunnie....this hump pm'd me some penny ass threat about kickin my ass...he is in for a surprise...Hunnie 818, dont worry girly... I promised ya there will be no trouble on Friday... I doubt this kid will even introduce himself once he see's who I am.....If he does... he is definately not all there....hahahaahah... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 I did read it. . what I dont get is how you got into this mess. . did you say something to him. . .This is ridiculous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justinjames1 Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 ****************************************************fag YOU FUCKIN UNPLEASANT AND ILLITERATE COCK. YOUR A LIL BITCH, YOU AIN'T SHIT.KEEP GETTING AMPED UP BECAUSE WHEN I’M DONE W/U FLUFFY WILL USE YOUR HEAD FOR A SCRATCHING POST. YOUR NOTHING BUT A HOMO 1000 FUCKIN POST YEAH THAT’S SOMING TO BE PROUD OF! I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO KICKING YOUR SORRY ASS AND AFTER, I'M GOING TO JUMP AND JUMP AND JUMP AND JUMP AND JUMP ON YOUR FACE SO YOUR FUCKIN MOTHER WON’T EVEN RECOGNIZE YOUR SORRY ASS. YOU AIN'T SHIT WITHOUT YOUR HOME BOYZ WAS UP PUSSY U R. THE GUY THAT TALKS ALOT OF SHIT, AND CANT BACK UP SHIT YOU’RE A JOKE KID, SO GO BACK TO YOUR LITTLE CLUB WORLD AND OD ON THE STUFF THAT YOU THINK IS COOL! GET THIS FAG INSTEAD, OF THAT FUCKIN ASSHOLE FRIEND OF YOURS THATS FUCKIN PLAYIN LAUR AND MAKING COOKIES, WHY DON'T YOU GO PACK SOME BROWIES YOU GAY BITCH. TELL YOUR CREW THAT MICHAEL LOOKING FO THEM. HAVE LITTLE DAVY WATCH HIS BACK BECAUSE I'M NOT DONE WITH HIM! PEACE OUT BITCHXj8Mike thats nothing compared to what I'll do to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 12 Author Report Share Posted December 12 The one human being I will actually admit to being afraid of....What is up bro...Rod and I may come down to see you spin in New Brunswick on Friday....Hang for a bit there before we run out to meet up with everyone at Metro..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlonger Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Originally posted by justinjames1 thats nothing compared to what I'll do to you. Bitches bark loudest before they get put to sleep...Wait is he on our side? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justinjames1 Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Ya ya ya....We'll c if you show up. Mala has been asking for you. She wants to know when you are gonna come by so she can lick you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 HOLLLAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!, DING, DING, DING, DING, LADIES, AND GENTLEMAN, BOYZ AND GIRL, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES, CP PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU THE CP TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOORRRRRLLLLLLDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GOOD JOB PAL, GREAT WAY TO A GIRLS HEART!!!! ALL THE SHIZIT TALKING, WHY??? ONE LUV, AGAIN REPORT BACK TO THE HUG THREAD AND FIND A HUG!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus just read my first post Hunnie....this hump pm'd me some penny ass threat about kickin my ass...he is in for a surprise...Hunnie 818, dont worry girly... I promised ya there will be no trouble on Friday... I doubt this kid will even introduce himself once he see's who I am.....If he does... he is definately not all there....hahahaahah... oh boy....I may have to dust off the old boxing gloves and knock some sense into this kid mike.....If any ruckus occurrs at my very first Retro Metro....BOTH of you will have to answer to me....and im not a merciful person! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 12 Author Report Share Posted December 12 Schlonger..Mr JustinJames is my brother... we were seperated at birth, just found each other this summer at Surf Club....Pay homage.... He makes the rest of us look like girl scouts when it comes to insanity...He regularly tests his skills and has a daily ritual, which I cannot speak of here, to increase his already high tolerance for pain...All hidden nicely behind a quite personality and smirk...Do not awaken the sleeping bear... just walk by and thank your god there is a cage around him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 If anyone is going to "knock some sense into Michael" its me. Trust me if you guys only knew the 1/2 of it.... :mad: :mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justinjames1 Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Where do you come up with this shit? The only sleeping bear is the sound you make when you are snoring on the futon with Mala. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 i am now aware that the dog beater is amonst us!!!!! sup kid!!! how funny are these fools?? i don't even need mtv no mo, i just log on and laugh myself to sleep w/ these clowns...........me and the bus were just in the gym practicing our midget tossing and bitch slapping on each other..............i log on only to find they delete me and the bus's fine threads we start!!!! sup w/ that!!! all i wanted was a horny house wife!!!!holla at me justin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Originally posted by laurie619 If anyone is going to "knock some sense into Michael" its me. Trust me if you guys only knew the 1/2 of it.... :mad: :mad: Thats all you girlfriend...Im just backin up my boy shortbus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 12 Author Report Share Posted December 12 Rod...I am feelin the need....Lets get up from our desks and do the sumo stomp to be followed by us bumping our chests together and barking at the ceiling.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 12 Author Report Share Posted December 12 Hunnie....You are such a good friend...Hell, you can come over to my place anytime ya needz some luvvin.... I'll show ya my freakydeaky and that special twist I was tellin ya about....Yes, I do know ten ways to make ya scream big poppa!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus Hunnie....You are such a good friend...Hell, you can come over to my place anytime ya needz some luvvin.... I'll show ya my freakydeaky and that special twist I was tellin ya about....Yes, I do know ten ways to make ya scream big poppa!!! Ill keep that in mind my frisky little critter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted December 12 Author Report Share Posted December 12 Just call me Brier Rabbit....BANGBANGBANG!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus Just call me Brier Rabbit....BANGBANGBANG!!!!! WAY TO MAKE ME :laugh: THANKS I NEEDED THAT ONE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogekid Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 yeah yeah yeah!!! do we get to play on friday mr bus?? do we? huh huh??is this another disgruntled boyfriend threatening every guy that knows her ex? is that what i'm seeing? xj8penis, stop in metro for a drink friday. i'd love to say hi and walk you over to the bus. i'll even walk you to the door a minute later and give ya one last rabbit punch to the back of your head as you stumble out with your vagina in your hand.actually, maybe i'll just let hunnie do all that. more fun to watch her in action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericone Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 mike hunt is entering a word of pain...hahaha:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somegirl24 Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 OK STOP...Tryin to follow the soap opera...Figures Laurie's involved..So Mike is her psycho ex who won't stop stalkingand Dave is the new beau? What's his screen name?Somebody, anybody....HollllllLLLLLLLaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAa:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Originally posted by somegirl24 OK STOP...Tryin to follow the soap opera...Figures Laurie's involved..So Mike is her psycho ex who won't stop stalkingand Dave is the new beau? What's his screen name?Somebody, anybody....HollllllLLLLLLLaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAa:tongue: Aren't I lucky MIKE was NEVER a EX of MINE only a friend his screen name is xj8mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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