shadygroovedc Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 So Tini got me thinking about Haikus this morning, and I thought of some during lunch:I ate Pho today,I dumped tons of hot sauce in.Ass is on fire now.Here's another one:My name is Shady,It's spelled S-H-A-D-Y.I am the coolest.And another:My name is Vicman,I like to karaoke.Shady kicked my ass.And one more:My name is Tini,I can't see over your knee.So I'll kick your shins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Bored at work all dayI surf 'till my eyes get dryCan you save me please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 dear me, oh my godwe have unleashed a monstershady's a dumbass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 this is cookie girl's fault. she challenged me to write a haiku about Space. I don't even remember how we even got on the subject. I shared the haiku with Shady... all haiku hell broke loose *lol*Here's my lame Space haiku *lol*Oscar G spins tracksPeople dance the night awayIn Miami Beach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Originally posted by tinybutterfli this is cookie girl's fault. she challenged me to write a haiku about Space. I don't even remember how we even got on the subject. I shared the haiku with Shady... all haiku hell broke loose *lol*Here's my lame Space haiku *lol*Oscar G spins tracksPeople dance the night awayIn Miami Beach here mine:Sunglasses at night.Sillicone all day and night.FUBAR: always. Space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted December 12 Author Report Share Posted December 12 Originally posted by vicman here mine:Sunglasses at night.Sillicone all day and night.FUBAR: always. Space. I got one:Space in Miami.Those Russians are everywhere.That means big trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 those a great!!How about..... one for Glow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted December 12 Author Report Share Posted December 12 Originally posted by tinybutterfli those a great!!How about..... one for Glow Come out to Club Glow.Where the women will get groped,by some Asian dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted December 12 Author Report Share Posted December 12 The DJ at Glow,Is gonna be AcostaFirst he's gotta eat.That siren's ringing.Again and again from Pete.Shove it up his ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted December 12 Author Report Share Posted December 12 Cheesy cheesy tunes,Big breakdowns and huge drumrolls.People think it's fun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted December 12 Author Report Share Posted December 12 Petey Pete Moutso,Where did you learn to spin, huh?You need more lessons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted December 12 Author Report Share Posted December 12 I do like one thing.That bubble machine is cool.Too bad the rest sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Originally posted by shadygroovedc The DJ at Glow,Is gonna be AcostaFirst he's gotta eat. Bwahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adeliz01 Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Glow.........Hornballs everywhereWhy don't you leave me alone?tryin' da dance, dick.Armin van BuurenWhy the two u's in your name?guess that makes you cool.Not how about 1722............Where is my jacket?and for that matter my scarf...oh what a sad day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 See ugly cage girlShake her freaky thong aroundMust scratch own eyes out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted December 12 Author Report Share Posted December 12 DJ Tiesto.You are a superstar now?Weren't you Ferry's bitch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 i fucking love this things!!!!!!!!!! vic i like your sunglasses at night one the best!~! bye the way the whole !~! thing is a typo, im just too lazy to delete it. im going to see if i can come up with one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 one for trust:hey baby whats upbass is amazing, I musttickle the phazon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Noyce one bruvah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted December 12 Author Report Share Posted December 12 Jroo can't haiku.He has zero haiku skills.He can't even spell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 where tickling isneeded, never fear for i...i will be there, wordyour tweeter my suball we need is a place toparty, get it on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 on Acasta-nationepic german trancefucked up all night when spininghe sucks donkey balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 for my beloved Shady -Shady groove d-cSignature is way too bigMake it smaller please, will ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Originally posted by tinybutterfli for my beloved Shady -Shady groove d-cSignature is way too bigMake it smaller please, will ya? I second that thoughtScrolling finger gets so tiredPlease reduce the sig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 jroo can not spellshady is just green cuz, hehas really small dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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