sassa Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $30, she exclaimed:"But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother.The man arched an eyebrow (as would be expected). Anything?" he asked. "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. "Well, then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room.The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door" the man said. She did."Now get on your knees." She did. "Now take down my zipper." She did."Now go ahead ... take it out.."She reached in and grabbed it with both hands .. then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well, go ahead." The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer...and while holding itclose to her lips tentatively said.. "Hello, Mum can you hear me?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboyyouth Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 What did the postcard from the blonde say? "I'm having a great time..........where am I?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 Originally posted by rudeboyyouth What did the postcard from the blonde say? "I'm having a great time..........where am I?" LOL Good one......hope you didnt piss off the blondes up in here....Geez!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 Originally posted by rudeboyyouth What did the postcard from the blonde say? "I'm having a great time..........where am I?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninadd Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 enuf with the blonde joeks:idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyh Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 ~~2 blondes are driving to disneyland....as they are approaching it they see a sign that says "DISNEYLAND LEFT" so they turned around and went back home!~~what is it called when a blonde dyes her hair brown? artificial intelligence~~what do u get when u put 3 blondes side by side next to each other? a wind tunnel :tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danwilson Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 What do smart blonds and UFO's have in common? You always hear about them, but never see them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danwilson Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 This is a funny blond joke. What's The Matter Judy? Judi goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss concerned about all his employees well being asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?"To which the blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."The boss feeling very sorry at this point explains to the young girl. "Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy just take the day off to relax and rest."Judi very calmly states, "No.. I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."The boss agrees and allows her to work as usual... "If you need anything just let me know."A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on Judi. He looks out his office and sees her crying hysterically. He rushes out to her asking, "What's so bad now? Are you going to be ok? What's wrong?"Judi breaks down in tears, "I just received a horrible call from my sister. She said that her mom died too!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninadd Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 seriously, no more blond jokes!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adonis55 Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 Originally posted by ninadd seriously, no more blond jokes!!! don;t worry, everyone still loves blonds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninadd Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 yeah!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugar_n_spice Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 One blonde can make a difference! At least that is what the blonde in this joke thought.She was tired of everyone thinking that blondes were stupid, and she didn't like all these jokes. To end the injustice, she decided to prove to the world that she was smart.In order to prove herself, she chose to memorize the capital of every American state. It wasn't an easy task, but she was determined and eventually managed to do it.A few days later she was in a bar, and heard a couple of men laughing at a blonde joke. This was the perfect opportunity to start righting all the wrongs that had been done to blondes in the past - she would set these men straight!Marching over at a rapid pace she announced, "It isn't true that all blondes are stupid, and I will prove it. Just ask me the capital of any American state, and I will tell you what it is."Although a little surprised, the men did challenge her and asked,"Ok, how about Arizona?"The Blonde, after pausing for a moments thought, proudly gave the answer,"A"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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