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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze

these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

How about the first guy to try a chicken egg? Do you consider him brave?

How many tries before he cooked it?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible

crisp which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut,

why

can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't

point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are

going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're

Both

dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

Why ARE Trix only for kids?

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why

didn't

he just buy dinner?

Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (Come on say it!)

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from

vegetables,

then what is baby oil made from?

If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is

he

still wrong?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion

stars

in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet

paint

somewhere,

you have to touch it to make sure?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at

you,

but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

If it's a 50 mph wind, and you drive your car 50 mph downwind, if you

stick

your head out the window, do you feel the wind?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same

tune?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

(I'll bet you sang those two songs above just to see if the tune was the

same!)

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Originally posted by trancedkitten

Who was the first person to ........ to see if the tune was the

same!)

OMG i cant stop laughing

thats too funny

and sorry to say but the that says (If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?)

is actually a slaves song

it was created be a slave -

Jimmy is the slave master

and the whips back then were made of corn husks-

this was a song for the slave movement against their masters

-

get it

"my masters gone away" means since he couldnt controll them anymore-

he was extrodited as a terrable master....

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Originally posted by trancedkitten

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze

these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

How about the first guy to try a chicken egg? Do you consider him brave?

How many tries before he cooked it?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible

crisp which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut,

why

can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't

point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are

going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're

Both

dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

Why ARE Trix only for kids?

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why

didn't

he just buy dinner?

Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (Come on say it!)

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from

vegetables,

then what is baby oil made from?

If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is

he

still wrong?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion

stars

in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet

paint

somewhere,

you have to touch it to make sure?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at

you,

but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

If it's a 50 mph wind, and you drive your car 50 mph downwind, if you

stick

your head out the window, do you feel the wind?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same

tune?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

(I'll bet you sang those two songs above just to see if the tune was the

same!)

lmao!!!

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Originally posted by liqidtouch

OMG i cant stop laughing

thats too funny

and sorry to say but the that says (If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?)

is actually a slaves song

it was created be a slave -

Jimmy is the slave master

and the whips back then were made of corn husks-

this was a song for the slave movement against their masters

-

get it

"my masters gone away" means since he couldnt controll them anymore-

he was extrodited as a terrable master....

:aright: you are correct... :clap:

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