djmoonshine Posted December 25 Report Share Posted December 25 lol... these were great... http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0252/savage.phpanyone have any of their own??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted December 25 Report Share Posted December 25 that guy got his dick sucked by his cousin. donna... damn this shit is crazy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted December 25 Report Share Posted December 25 Last Hanukkah I decided to tell my mother I was a lesbian. Around the table were my mother, her husband Phil, and a couple my mother and step-dad are friendly with, Don and Mary. "I have something I want to share with all of you," I said. "I'm gay." My mother gave me a supportive look before turning the attention to herself. "Well," she said, "I'm really happy you told me that because now I feel comfortable exposing a part of my life to you. When Phil and I first started dating, we found that we both enjoyed nudist resorts. We met a lot of people with whom we're still friends. Don and Mary are two of the people we met there. We've been together with them for three years now." Later that evening, while I was out on the porch having a cigarette. Don came out. "So you're gay," he said. "Would you be interested in getting together with us some time?" I left before my mother brought out the carrot cake. —Freaked Out Then, Freaked Out Still -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted December 25 Report Share Posted December 25 :laugh: The cousin one was very scary.....................yikes:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted December 26 Report Share Posted December 26 "Went to a bar. Ate your girlfriend out. She started crying. That's about it" --->Been There Done That Bought Mouthwash<--- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiDFresh Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 Some of them are pretty amusing I must admit but the one about the cousins getting CAUGHT was rather groose:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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