notallthere Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 Yo' mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 so fat a helicopter try to land on her when she wore her x-press shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jman09 Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 niggas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 Originally posted by jman09 niggas WHO YO MAMA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jman09 Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 is so fat, that everytime she turns around, its her birfday.is so fat, her blood type is ragu.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 TEETH SO YELLOW SHE SPITTIN BUTTA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jman09 Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 Is so fat, her belt size is equator...is so dumb, it took her 2 hrs to watch 60minutes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piro8 Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 Yo mamas so fat, she uses a VCR as a beeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jman09 Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogsYo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunkyYo momma so fat she wakes up in sections Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jman09 Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 when I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what she was doing....'Moving' she repliedcome on honey honey stop cuttin and pasting and bring it:mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jman09 Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 a stunt double for the Predator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Night Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 Yo Mamma is so fat,when she weighs herself the scale says "To be continued..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jman09 Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure Thats the best iv'e heard in a while...lol!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 Originally posted by jman09 Thats the best iv'e heard in a while...lol!! I remember all these from when i was little tee hee.your ma so stuip she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.This was a cute thread brings back memories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 hahahahahaha, those are some good ones....Yo Mama's so fat, whenever she wears green she looks like a pool table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!yo mama so stupid she alphabetizes her m&m's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 Originally posted by hunnie818 yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!yo mama so stupid she alphabetizes her m&m's hollllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahow was deko i freakin fell asleepDid you see 3rd floor there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 Originally posted by stardo hollllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahow was deko i freakin fell asleepDid you see 3rd floor there? Grrr...i was lookin for you! So was GilDeko was good...i had a little boy drama (what else is new ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 Originally posted by hunnie818 Grrr...i was lookin for you! So was GilDeko was good...i had a little boy drama (what else is new ) dam im sorry i feel asleep im so mad cause im not going out this weekend . More enegry for nye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdionysus Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back partyYo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-rollerYo momma so fat she went to the zoo and the animals tried to feed her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 Your momma so fat, when she wanders around the house, she literally wanders AROUND the house.Yo Mamma is so fat, The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts. Yo Mamma is so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth!Yo Mamma is so fat, her belly-button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters. Yo Mamma is so ugly, her shadow quit. Yo Mamma is so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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