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Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs

Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections

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Originally posted by jman09

Thats the best iv'e heard in a while...lol!!

I remember all these from when i was little tee hee.

your ma so stuip she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.

This was a cute thread brings back memories.:D

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Your momma so fat, when she wanders around the house, she literally wanders AROUND the house.

Yo Mamma is so fat, The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.

Yo Mamma is so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth!

Yo Mamma is so fat, her belly-button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo Mamma is so ugly, her shadow quit.

Yo Mamma is so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

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