angelicious Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 KELLY 0162758925364759735854745:laugh: I experienced one night of cocktail waitressing with her and it was out of control!! oh and boy did I learn alot from her.Things NOT to do as a cocktail waitress:1. Do Not get drunk on the job2. Do Not get try to get the manager drunk3. Do Not try to get co-workers drunk4. Do Not take someone's drink order and then go eat somthing5. Do Not throw up on the job, espeacially in front of everyone6. Do Not take someones drink order and then leave the drinks there by the bar all night long and then your excuse is "I couldnt find them"7. Do Not promote Metro Lounge at Caruso's8. Do Not say you hate your job out loud for all to hear9. Do Not try to steal Champagne Bottles when no one is lookingand last but not least10. Do Not say you are going to help out by cocktail waitressing when you did absolutly nothing all night long.Kelly You had me crackin up!! I swear everyone, she did really do all this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LatinaZee Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 Originally posted by angelicious KELLY 0162758925364759735854745:laugh: I experienced one night of cocktail waitressing with her and it was out of control!! oh and boy did I learn alot from her.Things NOT to do as a cocktail waitress:1. Do Not get drunk on the job2. Do Not get try to get the manager drunk3. Do Not try to get co-workers drunk4. Do Not take someone's drink order and then go eat somthing5. Do Not throw up on the job, espeacially in front of everyone6. Do Not take someones drink order and then leave the drinks there by the bar all night long and then your excuse is "I couldnt find them"7. Do Not promote Metro Lounge at Caruso's8. Do Not say you hate your job out loud for all to hear9. Do Not try to steal Champagne Bottles when no one is lookingand last but not least10. Do Not say you are going to help out by cocktail waitressing when you did absolutly nothing all night long.Kelly You had me crackin up!! I swear everyone, she did really do all this! DAMN!!!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 Originally posted by angelicious KELLY 0162758925364759735854745:laugh: I experienced one night of cocktail waitressing with her and it was out of control!! oh and boy did I learn alot from her.Things NOT to do as a cocktail waitress:1. Do Not get drunk on the job2. Do Not get try to get the manager drunk3. Do Not try to get co-workers drunk4. Do Not take someone's drink order and then go eat somthing5. Do Not throw up on the job, espeacially in front of everyone6. Do Not take someones drink order and then leave the drinks there by the bar all night long and then your excuse is "I couldnt find them"7. Do Not promote Metro Lounge at Caruso's8. Do Not say you hate your job out loud for all to hear9. Do Not try to steal Champagne Bottles when no one is lookingand last but not least10. Do Not say you are going to help out by cocktail waitressing when you did absolutly nothing all night long.Kelly You had me crackin up!! I swear everyone, she did really do all this! oh my god ./// kelly must be the coolest girl ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cessy Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 oh my god jess i know u told me u where going to post this ..its so funny :laugh: ...and all this happened AFTER i left, but i least i got a bottle of champagne out of it:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelicious Posted January 3 Author Report Share Posted January 3 I told you I would post it. Lisa, thanks for being such a good hostess. hehewe all had so much fun.we must do it again, soonyou going to caruso's tonight, I am working.Kelly is already there right? she may hang out after, I asked her if she was gonna cocktail waitress again, for good all times sake and she said " maybe " I told her pls dont. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axel-a-promos Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
braveheart24 Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 does the kelly your talkin about work or used to work at metro as a waitress if it is shes the best.....wild girl and so much fun met last year when worked at metro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cessy Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 no this kelly is not that one. jess..we def have to do it again.. ..im stayin in tonight though, the weather sucks, be safe tonight and have fun!!!.. talk to you later hun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
braveheart24 Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 the kelly i kno would probally do all those things anyway LMAO.......sounds like a fun time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cessy Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 its ok i think the kelly ur talking about has kind of curly red hair right>?...anywayz HAPPY NEW YEAR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imnakedritenow Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 Originally posted by angelicious KELLY 0162758925364759735854745:laugh: I experienced one night of cocktail waitressing with her and it was out of control!! oh and boy did I learn alot from her.Things NOT to do as a cocktail waitress:1. Do Not get drunk on the job2. Do Not get try to get the manager drunk3. Do Not try to get co-workers drunk4. Do Not take someone's drink order and then go eat somthing5. Do Not throw up on the job, espeacially in front of everyone6. Do Not take someones drink order and then leave the drinks there by the bar all night long and then your excuse is "I couldnt find them"7. Do Not promote Metro Lounge at Caruso's8. Do Not say you hate your job out loud for all to hear9. Do Not try to steal Champagne Bottles when no one is lookingand last but not least10. Do Not say you are going to help out by cocktail waitressing when you did absolutly nothing all night long.Kelly You had me crackin up!! I swear everyone, she did really do all this! That is the greatest thing i have ever heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly0616 Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 Thank you soooo much Jess for this award:laugh: And no everybody did not see my throw up....I was told i was taking a lemon drop shot when really it was tequila so i spit it up!And i did not steal bottles of champagne i was opening them for everybody...i was really helping out!!!!Still love you though:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrycxtacy Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 Originally posted by angelicious 5. Do Not throw up on the job, espeacially in front of everyone thats deffinatly a no no!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somegirl24 Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 OH yea...Kelly is the reason I even went to Metro..she gave me a card for admission with $20 off...I was like cool! And off I went!!Thanks again Kelly!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly0616 Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 YEA I REMEMBER YOU!!!! ANYTIME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelicious Posted January 3 Author Report Share Posted January 3 Kelly whatever you totally were not opening up champagne bottles for everyone, and you know it!! Hey no problems, I thought it was funny as hell:laugh: do u remember"jess do you have room in your bag, so I can take a champagne bottle"it wasnt this way"jess let open a champagne bottle for everyone" :laugh:luv yea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly0616 Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 WHATEVER I DONT REMEMBER THIS:mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelicious Posted January 4 Author Report Share Posted January 4 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRIAN1500 Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 Jessica,You cant be that great of a waitress anyways. Your are a clutz. :tongue: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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