sassa Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 ThInGs gUyZ WaNt gIrLS tO kNoW>>1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.>>2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend IS a loser.>>3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses too.>>4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.>>5. Don't treat us like crap.>>6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with>you.>>7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.>>8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just say it's that time>of the month and nothing more.>>9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us to think that our>mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.>>10. We'll never shave our legs. So get over it.>>11. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong.>>12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if>you don't.>>13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.>>14. We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 >degrees,>or what any other guy looks like>>15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we>can stand up and pee.>>16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean you don't have >to>apologize when you're wrong.>>17. You expect us to say and do sweet things about you, but it would be >nice>if you did the same every once in a while.>>18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans>sometimes.>>19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what>you wish for.>>20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we'd say.">>21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we>believe you.>>22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better>anyway.>>23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.>>24. PMS is not an excuse.>>25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it>up when you're done.>>26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.>>27. Always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach.>>28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your>friends, but to us its just wrong.>>29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it>down our throat, and still want to be friends.>>30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll>pretend like you are anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Originally posted by sassa ThInGs gUyZ WaNt gIrLS tO kNoW>>1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.>>2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend IS a loser.>>3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses too.>>4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.>>5. Don't treat us like crap.>>6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with>you.>>7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.>>8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just say it's that time>of the month and nothing more.>>9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us to think that our>mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.>>10. We'll never shave our legs. So get over it.>>11. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong.>>12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if>you don't.>>13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.>>14. We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 >degrees,>or what any other guy looks like>>15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we>can stand up and pee.>>16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean you don't have >to>apologize when you're wrong.>>17. You expect us to say and do sweet things about you, but it would be >nice>if you did the same every once in a while.>>18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans>sometimes.>>19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what>you wish for.>>20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we'd say.">>21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we>believe you.>>22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better>anyway.>>23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.>>24. PMS is not an excuse.>>25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it>up when you're done.>>26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.>>27. Always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach.>>28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your>friends, but to us its just wrong.>>29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it>down our throat, and still want to be friends.>>30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll>pretend like you are anyway. :laugh: Oh and PS about number 22. I may be the only guy in the world. But I hate that skanky bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Hey sweetie,... You got it right, except for a couple...# 23 and # 24.. I hate to dissagree... guys aint that dumb to do that . Gotta learn to fit in hun..LOL_______________Just ma opinion hun..Dont make it rite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted January 8 Author Report Share Posted January 8 i didn't write this, it was e-mailed to me...at least some people thought it was ok, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 your not the only one... I dislike Pam Anderson as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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