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Hmm well i was thinking..

I want

1. Girls in thongs with halloween masks on dancing.

2.Laser lights.. Love them

3.GABBER HOUSE...that will never happen

4.I want them to sell that legal herbal weed and ripped fuels

5.less guys more girls

6.crazy underground rappers in hip hop rooms... haha yeah i just said that

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Fluffer girls walking around the club like they have on the scene of porno shoots.

Midgets dressed up as Oompa Loompas to run the maintenance crew and bathroom facilities.

Amyl Nitrate to be pumped through the vnetilation system like they allegedly did at Studio 54 back in the day.

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Originally posted by mrd-ball

The only thing worse than midgets are clown midgets or Oompa Loompas. I am deathly afraid of them. Thats why we need a weight room in a club so we can bulk up to take action.

ha ha ha ha

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That is a scary sight though....:shaky:

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Originally posted by mrd-ball

The only thing worse than midgets are clown midgets or Oompa Loompas. I am deathly afraid of them. Thats why we need a weight room in a club so we can bulk up to take action.

Yes I'd love to watch you go pump up after a couple rounds of shots...............

Mrd-ball:

"Ok guys, I'm gonna go pump up w/ a couple sets of bench presses"

*loud bellowing from the pump-up room* - ONE, TWO, THREE, FFFFF-FFFFF, Uh oh, on no, OHHHH SHITTTT!!!!!, ahhhhhh, it's stuck on me.........HEEEEELLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!

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Originally posted by doubleplay1970

no cover

good music

cheap drink prices

friendly staff

no valet parking

non attitude bouncers

drink specials

dude hel fucken yeah

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i dont mind valet parking i mind paying 4 bucks so someone can drive my car off have the keys and hours of time to pilage and lute it while you go get too drunk to notice and then find out the next day so they can say " are you sure it was there ... maybe someone took it when you got home"

i think im going to start a valet/ stolen radios, Cds, radar dectors etc. business

4 bucks for valet parking.... 50 bucks for a radio just like the one you had

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Originally posted by doubleplay1970

i dont mind valet parking i mind paying 4 bucks so someone can drive my car off have the keys and hours of time to pilage and lute it while you go get too drunk to notice and then find out the next day so they can say " are you sure it was there ... maybe someone took it when you got home"

i think im going to start a valet/ stolen radios, Cds, radar dectors etc. business

4 bucks for valet parking.... 50 bucks for a radio just like the one you had

I chew on my pencils!

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