dgmodel Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? Why is the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress? Why is a boxing ring square? Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? So what's the speed of dark? After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? Why for many does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? How come abbreviated is such a long word? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts? Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? Why is a person who invests our money called a broker? Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money? Why don't psychics win all of the lotteries? What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it? Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!! Do fish get cramps after eating? Why is bottled lemon juice made with artificial flavors but dish washing liquid made with "real" lemons? Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go? Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door? Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of? Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it? Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 these are good question why do we park in a driveway, and drive in a parkway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineones Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Originally posted by dgmodel If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? Why is the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress? Why is a boxing ring square? Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? So what's the speed of dark? After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? Why for many does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? How come abbreviated is such a long word? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts? Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? Why is a person who invests our money called a broker? Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money? Why don't psychics win all of the lotteries? What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it? Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!! Do fish get cramps after eating? Why is bottled lemon juice made with artificial flavors but dish washing liquid made with "real" lemons? Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go? Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door? Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of? Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it? Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut? i was expecting somthing much wittier from u..but still very good tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 if a person trys to comitt suiside and fails is it attempted murdershouldnt they go to jail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Originally posted by incredulous these are good question why do we park in a driveway, and drive in a parkway? Unless of course you are talking about the Belt Parkway. Then it all makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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incredulous Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Originally posted by elementx Unless of course you are talking about the Belt Parkway. Then it all makes sense. or the Garden State Parkway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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