cookiegirl Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Oh my oh my, that level of FUBAR-osity should never be reached on a worknight.Arrrrgh, laughing hurts. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tinybutterfli Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 how many beers did you have? 2... 3? glad you guys had fun. I think I set a record yesterday on how fast I could grocery shop. I think it had to do with the ripped fuel I took before my work out.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revaluation Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 wow...i was only half an hour late for work. Way to be troopers...last night was a blast...i think:what: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kramadas Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 haha...great fuckin time last night! SO, is Red River Grill happening?:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revaluation Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by raver_mania haha...great fuckin time last night! SO, is Red River Grill happening?:D:D $1.50 beers anyone....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockyblue Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 i had a great time last night, although the end is a little fuzzy. i remember something about a red disco ball... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockyblue Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by revaluation $1.50 beers anyone....? i'll go as long as it's not heineken grenades.cookie, are you feeling up to celebrating your last night of freedom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by rockyblue cookie, are you feeling up to celebrating your last night of freedom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revaluation Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by rockyblue i'll go as long as it's not heineken grenades.cookie, are you feeling up to celebrating your last night of freedom? Bud and Bud Lite Bottles...they also have Miller Lite and Amber Bock Drafts for $2 which equates to the same as $1.50 bottles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by revaluation Bud and Bud Lite Bottles...they also have Miller Lite Someone could pee in a bottle for you and give it to you for free. Probably taste the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kramadas Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by rockyblue i'll go as long as it's not heineken grenades.cookie, are you feeling up to celebrating your last night of freedom? I'm definitely up for it...has anyone talked to Pete? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by raver_mania I'm definitely up for it...has anyone talked to Pete? I did. But the only thing he had to say was "In the shadows "... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by shadygroovedc I did. But the only thing he had to say was "In the shadows "... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted January 22 Author Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by tinybutterfli Someone could pee in a bottle for you and give it to you for free. Probably taste the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by tinybutterfli Someone could pee in a bottle for you and give it to you for free. Probably taste the same That reminds me of this one time (at band camp). Actually, this one time, in college, I went to a Dave Matthews concert with some buddies, and we were right in the middle of the crowd next to the stage. It was jam packed in there, and there was no way out or back in, and we had downed a few beers before we got to the show. So I have to pee really bad, and if I left to go to the bathroom, that would mean that everyone I was with would have to leave because we'd never find each other again. So one of my buddies gives me an empty beer cup and goes "Pee in this". So I pee in it. And then I'm holding a 20 oz cup full of piss and I go "What now?". I'm about to place it on the ground when he goes "No, it'll spill on our feet!", so he grabs the cup, and chucks it about 20 feet behind us. Pretty gross. But I kept thinking some snotty sorority girl probably got hit in the noggin with my urine, and I cracked up every time I thought about it. She probably thought it was warm Miller Lite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbuster Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by shadygroovedc That reminds me of this one time (at band camp). Actually, this one time, in college, I went to a Dave Matthews concert with some buddies, and we were right in the middle of the crowd next to the stage. It was jam packed in there, and there was no way out or back in, and we had downed a few beers before we got to the show. So I have to pee really bad, and if I left to go to the bathroom, that would mean that everyone I was with would have to leave because we'd never find each other again. So one of my buddies gives me an empty beer cup and goes "Pee in this". So I pee in it. And then I'm holding a 20 oz cup full of piss and I go "What now?". I'm about to place it on the ground when he goes "No, it'll spill on our feet!", so he grabs the cup, and chucks it about 20 feet behind us. Pretty gross. But I kept thinking some snotty sorority girl probably got hit in the noggin with my urine, and I cracked up every time I thought about it. She probably thought it was warm Miller Lite. eeeww. nasty.heres another one....this one time at Five, i was spinning from like 12-5. i had to piss really bad after downing a large coffee on my way to the gig. now - y'all know the layout of the club, and the place was packed, so there was no way i'd be able to make it down the stairs, across the dancefloor, etc...So - i grabbed said coffee cup, went in the amp room and let'r rip. got nervous when i got close to filling up the cup though...and no - i didnt throw it into the crowd when i was done. that's be kinda shady... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by djbuster eeeww. nasty.heres another one....this one time at Five, i was spinning from like 12-5. i had to piss really bad after downing a large coffee on my way to the gig. now - y'all know the layout of the club, and the place was packed, so there was no way i'd be able to make it down the stairs, across the dancefloor, etc...So - i grabbed said coffee cup, went in the amp room and let'r rip. got nervous when i got close to filling up the cup though...and no - i didnt throw it into the crowd when i was done. that's be kinda shady... Hahaha. I've had many close calls while spinning. I have to keep a section in my box for tunes with super long breakdowns to give me enough time to go leak. I have the bladder of a 5 year old. I swear, I piss every half hour while I'm spinning if I'm drinking (which is everytime I'm spinning). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by shadygroovedc Hahaha. I've had many close calls while spinning. I have to keep a section in my box for tunes with super long breakdowns to give me enough time to go leak. I have the bladder of a 5 year old. I swear, I piss every half hour while I'm spinning if I'm drinking (which is everytime I'm spinning). He's not kidding... I don't know how many times we had to stop on the way to Philly so Shady could pee. Then he kept talking about it so it was making me want to go.Let's not get started on AFTER he had a cheeesteak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revaluation Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by shadygroovedc Hahaha. I've had many close calls while spinning. I have to keep a section in my box for tunes with super long breakdowns to give me enough time to go leak. I have the bladder of a 5 year old. I swear, I piss every half hour while I'm spinning if I'm drinking (which is everytime I'm spinning). How do the hard house DJs do it? They're dropping records every 2 or 3 minutes....maybe they are all just hopped up on coke instead.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted January 22 Author Report Share Posted January 22 I know a hard house DJ from the UK - the guy is a total drunk, he chugs liquor all through his set and I've never seen him address the pee problem with a cup or anything - maybe he has some kind of a catheter set up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by cookiegirl maybe he has some kind of a catheter set up? I wish I had one of those... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by shadygroovedc I wish I had one of those... LOL! This reminds me of that SNL sketch/commercial with the old couple advertising "Oops I crapped my Pants" Have you guys seen that? I crack up every time I see it. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted January 22 Author Report Share Posted January 22 great stuff!Grandpa: Here we are. Oops! I Crapped My Pants. Grandma: Oops! I Crapped My Pants. I've heard of those. Do they work? Grandpa: Oops! I Crapped My Pants outperformed every bladder and bowel control product on the market today. Here, I'll show you. [Grandma holds open diaper, Grandpa holds pitcher] Grandpa: Imagine this pitcher of tea is really a gallon of your feces. [Grandpa pours pitcher of tea with lemons into diaper] Grandpa: See how its super thick protection allows for maximum absorbency without leaking. Grandma: I'm impressed. Oops! I Crapped My Pants can hold a lot of dung. Grandpa: And get this - Oops! I Crapped My Pants are biodegradable. Now that's good for the environment. Grandma: Hey, how do you know so much about Oops! I Crapped My Pants? Grandpa: Well I'm wearing them.. and I just did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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