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Instruction Manual for Dorks on This Site


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i'm sure we all know the ranks of CP folks that fit the term 'DORK', now, onward...

1st.. reach behind your computer, pull all the plugs out, then toss it out the highest window you can find. this will ensure anyone related to you won't have the opportunity to spread your retardation after you're gone.

next, run down to the garage and jump in your little old hoopdy ya got there. start the engine and roll down all the windows, but for shits and giggles let's just leave ollll' Mr. Garage Door there closed up nice and tight. throw a few valiums back and wash em down with some 151. now lay back and just think about how much you have annoyed me and anyone with an IQ over 40 since you started posting on this site. hopefully within the hour you'll be deceased and forgotten, but just in case, give me your address and i'll be sure to come set fire to your lifeless body.

take care now, buh bye.

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