The Perfect Day

[m0chi69]

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER

8:15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses.

8:30 - Weigh 4 lbs. lighter than yesterday.

8:45 - Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and

croissants, open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner.

9:15 - Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil. 10:00 - Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer.

10:30 - Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.

12:00 - Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.

12:45 - Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notice she has

gained 14 lbs.

1:00 - Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.

3:00 - Nap.

4:00 - Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret

admirer.

4:15 - Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.

5:30 - Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror.

7:30 - Candle-lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers.

10:00 - Hot shower (alone).

10:50 - Carried to bed ... new, white linen (freshly ironed).

11:00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.

11:15 - Fall asleep in his big strong arms.

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM

6:00 - Alarm.

6:15 - Blow job.

6:30 - Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section.

7:00 - Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all

cooked by naked buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler.

7:30 - Limo arrives.

7:45 - Several bourbons en-route to airport.

9:15 - Flight in personal Leer Jet.

9:30 - Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route).

9:45 - Play front nine - 2 under.

11:45 - Lunch: pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom

Perignon.

12:15 - Blow job.

12:30 - Play back nine (of golf course) - 4 under.

2:15 - Limo back to the airport (several bourbons).

2:30 - Fly to Cabo.

3:30 - Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all

nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers.

4:30 - Land world-record Marlin (1,234 lbs.) - on light tackle.

5:00 - Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson

bending over ... naturally.

6:45 - ****, Shower and Shave.

7:00 - Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marijuana and porn legalized.

7:30 - Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon(1953), big juicy

fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits.

9:00 - Napoleon brandy and Habanos cigar watching sports on a

wall-size TV.

9:30 - Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies) ... some

bending over.

11:00 - Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale.

11:30 - A night cap blowjob.

11:45 - In bed alone.

11:50 - A 12 second fart which changes notes 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.

[hunnie818]

Originally posted by m0chi69

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER

8:15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses.

8:30 - Weigh 4 lbs. lighter than yesterday.

8:45 - Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and

croissants, open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner.

9:15 - Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil. 10:00 - Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer.

10:30 - Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.

12:00 - Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.

12:45 - Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notice she has

gained 14 lbs.

1:00 - Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.

3:00 - Nap.

4:00 - Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret

admirer.

4:15 - Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.

5:30 - Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror.

7:30 - Candle-lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers.

10:00 - Hot shower (alone).

10:50 - Carried to bed ... new, white linen (freshly ironed).

11:00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.

11:15 - Fall asleep in his big strong arms.

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM

6:00 - Alarm.

6:15 - Blow job.

6:30 - Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section.

7:00 - Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all

cooked by naked buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler.

7:30 - Limo arrives.

7:45 - Several bourbons en-route to airport.

9:15 - Flight in personal Leer Jet.

9:30 - Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route).

9:45 - Play front nine - 2 under.

11:45 - Lunch: pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom

Perignon.

12:15 - Blow job.

12:30 - Play back nine (of golf course) - 4 under.

2:15 - Limo back to the airport (several bourbons).

2:30 - Fly to Cabo.

3:30 - Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all

nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers.

4:30 - Land world-record Marlin (1,234 lbs.) - on light tackle.

5:00 - Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson

bending over ... naturally.

6:45 - ****, Shower and Shave.

7:00 - Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marijuana and porn legalized.

7:30 - Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon(1953), big juicy

fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits.

9:00 - Napoleon brandy and Habanos cigar watching sports on a

wall-size TV.

9:30 - Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies) ... some

bending over.

11:00 - Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale.

11:30 - A night cap blowjob.

11:45 - In bed alone.

11:50 - A 12 second fart which changes notes 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.

Omfg!!!! :laugh:

thats hysterical!!!!! i just laughed so hard!!! bwahaaaaa

i especially like this one:

11:50 - A 12 second fart which changes notes 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.

haha....boys are so gross!

[m0chi69]

Originally posted by hunnie818

i especially like this one:

11:50 - A 12 second fart which changes notes 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.

haha....boys are so gross!

that was my favorite one too

when i was reading the perfect day for him, i was picturing riggs or digga on that leer jet getting serviced and lookin' at the girly's growlers....

growlers

[dondiezel26]

that is some of the funniest shit ever.........

[doubleplay1970]

:laugh:

perfect day id say this past saturday was about a perfect as it gets. maybe last saturday was just as perfect too

[Guest hotshit]

amazing

[SPYGIRL3]

[dani672]

Originally posted by hunnie818

Omfg!!!! :laugh:

thats hysterical!!!!! i just laughed so hard!!! bwahaaaaa

i especially like this one:

11:50 - A 12 second fart which changes notes 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.

haha....boys are so gross!

that was so funny.. made me think of this girl at school yesterday... she had pajama pants that said "boys are smelly" they were so cte.. i need them!

those days are so true... is there a contes i could enter to win a day like that! but if i lose i don't want to have to have the guy day!