m0chi69 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER8:15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses.8:30 - Weigh 4 lbs. lighter than yesterday.8:45 - Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice andcroissants, open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner.9:15 - Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil. 10:00 - Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer.10:30 - Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.12:00 - Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.12:45 - Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notice she hasgained 14 lbs.1:00 - Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.3:00 - Nap.4:00 - Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secretadmirer.4:15 - Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.5:30 - Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror.7:30 - Candle-lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers.10:00 - Hot shower (alone).10:50 - Carried to bed ... new, white linen (freshly ironed).11:00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.11:15 - Fall asleep in his big strong arms.THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM6:00 - Alarm.6:15 - Blow job.6:30 - Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section.7:00 - Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, allcooked by naked buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler.7:30 - Limo arrives.7:45 - Several bourbons en-route to airport.9:15 - Flight in personal Leer Jet.9:30 - Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route).9:45 - Play front nine - 2 under.11:45 - Lunch: pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of DomPerignon.12:15 - Blow job.12:30 - Play back nine (of golf course) - 4 under.2:15 - Limo back to the airport (several bourbons).2:30 - Fly to Cabo.3:30 - Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, allnude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers.4:30 - Land world-record Marlin (1,234 lbs.) - on light tackle.5:00 - Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPhersonbending over ... naturally.6:45 - ****, Shower and Shave.7:00 - Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marijuana and porn legalized.7:30 - Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon(1953), big juicyfillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits.9:00 - Napoleon brandy and Habanos cigar watching sports on awall-size TV.9:30 - Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies) ... somebending over.11:00 - Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale.11:30 - A night cap blowjob.11:45 - In bed alone.11:50 - A 12 second fart which changes notes 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by m0chi69 THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER8:15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses.8:30 - Weigh 4 lbs. lighter than yesterday.8:45 - Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice andcroissants, open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner.9:15 - Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil. 10:00 - Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer.10:30 - Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.12:00 - Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.12:45 - Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notice she hasgained 14 lbs.1:00 - Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.3:00 - Nap.4:00 - Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secretadmirer.4:15 - Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.5:30 - Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror.7:30 - Candle-lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers.10:00 - Hot shower (alone).10:50 - Carried to bed ... new, white linen (freshly ironed).11:00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.11:15 - Fall asleep in his big strong arms.THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM6:00 - Alarm.6:15 - Blow job.6:30 - Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section.7:00 - Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, allcooked by naked buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler.7:30 - Limo arrives.7:45 - Several bourbons en-route to airport.9:15 - Flight in personal Leer Jet.9:30 - Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route).9:45 - Play front nine - 2 under.11:45 - Lunch: pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of DomPerignon.12:15 - Blow job.12:30 - Play back nine (of golf course) - 4 under.2:15 - Limo back to the airport (several bourbons).2:30 - Fly to Cabo.3:30 - Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, allnude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers.4:30 - Land world-record Marlin (1,234 lbs.) - on light tackle.5:00 - Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPhersonbending over ... naturally.6:45 - ****, Shower and Shave.7:00 - Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marijuana and porn legalized.7:30 - Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon(1953), big juicyfillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits.9:00 - Napoleon brandy and Habanos cigar watching sports on awall-size TV.9:30 - Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies) ... somebending over.11:00 - Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale.11:30 - A night cap blowjob.11:45 - In bed alone.11:50 - A 12 second fart which changes notes 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room. Omfg!!!! :laugh: thats hysterical!!!!! i just laughed so hard!!! bwahaaaaai especially like this one: 11:50 - A 12 second fart which changes notes 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.haha....boys are so gross! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m0chi69 Posted January 24 Author Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by hunnie818 i especially like this one: 11:50 - A 12 second fart which changes notes 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.haha....boys are so gross! that was my favorite one too when i was reading the perfect day for him, i was picturing riggs or digga on that leer jet getting serviced and lookin' at the girly's growlers....growlers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 that is some of the funniest shit ever......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleplay1970 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 :laugh: perfect day id say this past saturday was about a perfect as it gets. maybe last saturday was just as perfect too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dani672 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by hunnie818 Omfg!!!! :laugh: thats hysterical!!!!! i just laughed so hard!!! bwahaaaaai especially like this one: 11:50 - A 12 second fart which changes notes 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.haha....boys are so gross! that was so funny.. made me think of this girl at school yesterday... she had pajama pants that said "boys are smelly" they were so cte.. i need them! those days are so true... is there a contes i could enter to win a day like that! but if i lose i don't want to have to have the guy day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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