Dell Tech Support

[elementx]

Dear Dell Tech Support:

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> > >Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and

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> > >noticed a slow-down in the performance of the flower and jewelry

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> > >applications that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0

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> > >system. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable

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> > >programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs

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> > >such as NFL 7.4, NBA 3.2 and NHL 4.1. Conversation 8.0 also no

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> > >longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

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> > >I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no

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> > >avail.

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> > >What can I do?

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> > >Signed,

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> > >Desperately Seeking Solution

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> > >Dear Desperate:

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> > >First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was an entertainment

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> > >package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter

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> > >the command C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2.

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> > >Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilt

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> > >3.3 and Flowers 7.5. But remember overuse can cause Husband 1.0

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> > >to default to such background applications as Grumpy Silence 2.5,

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> > >Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

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> > >Please remember that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that

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> > >will create Snoring Loudly.WAV files. DO NOT install Mother-In-

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> > >Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not

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> > >supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. It could also

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> > >potentially cause Husband 1.0 to default to the program:

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> > >Girlfriend 9.2, which runs in the background and has been known

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> > >to introduce potentially serious viruses into the Operating

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> > >System.

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> > >In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does

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> > >have limited memory and can't learn new applications quickly.

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> > >You might consider buying additional software to enhance his

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> > >system performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and

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> > >Single Malt Scotch 4.5 combined with such applications as Boob

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> > >Job 3.6D and that old standby... Lingerie 6.9 (which have both

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> > >been credited with improved performance of his hardware).

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> > >Good Luck,

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> > >Dell Tech Support

[incredulous]

this post should go under you know you are spending too much on the computer if....

[joeg]

"dude, you're getting a dell!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Reeni]

Originally posted by joeg

"dude, you're getting a dell!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

sweet!