herbalist Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 (spoken) Me woke up with great idea!Me write letter to me favorite cookie.(sung) Dear Mr. Cookie, me am writing this to youAnd me hope that you will read it so you'll knowMe heart beats like a hammerAnd me stutter and me stammerMe want to write you since so long agoMe guess me just another fan of yoursAnd me thought me write and tell you so, oooohYou made me love youMe didn't want to do itMe didn't want to do itOh, you made me love youAnd all the time you knew itMe guess you always knew itMe love all kind of cookiesLike chocolate-chip crunchies, ooohBut one look at you andMe always get the munchiesYou make me write 'causeMe really want to tell youMe really have to tell youMe think you grand, that's trueYes, me doIndeed me doYou know me doGive me, give me what me cry forYou know you got the kind of flavourThat me die forYou know you made me love you(he eats the cookie)Oh no, what me do?Oh, me make mistake!Me eat cookie before cookie read the letter!Oh well, me know what to doCookie read letter in me tummy(he eats the letter)Oh, letter delicious too------------------"If you can walk you can dance. If you can talk you can sing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect X Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Somebody have the munchies?------------------Method acting is like masturbating. It's lots of fun, but you don't accomplish much. - Charlton Heston Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herbalist Posted February 27 Author Report Share Posted February 27 All I have to say is...Can you dig it.Cookie Discoa takeoff of "The Theme From 'Shaft' "He's shaggy, he's blueAnd he knows how to chew - COOKIE!Can you dig it?You think you can munch,Brother, you're out to lunchCompared with - COOKIE!Did someone say "Lunch?"You can give him the sun,You can give him the moon.But me trade them both inFor just one big macaroon!Let's hear it! COOKIE!Yeah for Cookie!Don't try to outeat him,There's no way you can beat himNot COOKIE!Me the Greatest!Yah, it really a tripTo watch me chew choc'late chip-You ready?We're ready!Here me go!(gobbling noises) COOKIE! COOKIE!If you offered him treasure,Will he take it?Darn tootin', but you know me wouldGet a lot more pleasure from Fig Newton!Again! COOKIE!Yeah! More cookies!Where cookies?No more cookies!Whose appetite is completely out-a-sight? COOKIE's!Have mercy!You say you can eat?The guarantee can't competeWith COOKIE!ME so hungry!What me do?Oh, me know!Me eat this record!(ferocious munching sounds)DELICIOUS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~surreal~ Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 H~ after a VERY LONG 4-5 day weekend...you need RE-LAX-A-TION...NOT another bong hit. JKI hungry now...I'm going to 7-11 to get a nice BIG Choc. Chip COOKIE!! Hank, you sure you're not working for some cookie co. now? Cos ais thinks those cookie sales are gonna be shooting up. EVERYONE! Quick! By shares in Mrs. Fields cookies!!OK, maybe I NEED the bong hit now.------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETROIT Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 Is sty dizzle Mr. Cookie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 Is sty dizzle Mr. Cookie?no he's man cookie, according to eli wilkie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 okay now who is the Mr. Cookie you're speaking of?? I deserve to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 weyes confused ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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