Suspect X Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 The Top 14 Answers from the Magic 8-Ball Palm Beach County voter: "Can you make Al Gore the next president?"8-Ball: "Yes! Mr. Buchanan will be the next president."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Al Gore: "Can I trust an 8-Ball to answer all my questions?"8-Ball: "Hell, yes -- you invented me!"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Guilt-ridden, Jewish son of the 8-Ball: "I'm going to play some Snooker with the fellahs, okay, Ma?"8-Ball: "Answer hazy -- I'm probably not having a stroke, though. Enjoy yourself. I'll be fine in the dark by myself."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Pete Rose: "Will I ever be admitted to the Baseball Hall of Fame?"8-Ball: "Don't bet on it. BWA-HA-HA-HA!!"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Warren Christopher and James Baker: "Where will we be going next?"8-Ball: "Madame Tussaud's, for a touch-up."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Chris White: "Does this list suck?"8-Ball: "Umm... is that a new shirt? It looks great on you!"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Adam Sandler: "Will I ever be taken seriously as an actor?"8-Ball: "Gimme a break. Go play with your money, dumbass."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Al Gore: "What is Florida orange juice made from and what should I do in 2004?"8-Ball: "Concentrate and try again."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Santa Claus: "This year, will I get cookies or nookie?"8-Ball: "Have another Chips Ahoy, Tubby."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Robert Downey, Jr.: "Does prison sex involve more cuddling than it did three months ago?"8-Ball: "My sources say, 'Bend over, pretty boy.'"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jack Nicholson: "Will Lara Flynn Boyle and I ever get back together?"8-Ball: "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Kid Rock: "How many minutes of fame do I have left?"8-Ball: "Let me get you Vanilla Ice's phone number."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Britney Spears: "Am I pregnant?"8-Ball: "Probably, you little slut."and the Number 1 Answer from the Magic 8-Ball...Dick Cheney: "Will my heart be strong enough to carry me through the next 4 years?"8-Ball: "My sources say... BOO!!!" Tootles,S------------------Method acting is like masturbating. It's lots of fun, but you don't accomplish much. - Charlton Heston Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlish Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Did someone say 8-Ball??? I have one of those, but it doesn't answer problems, it only creates them. H-where the hell is that snorty smilie???[This message has been edited by dlish (edited 03-07-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect X Posted March 8 Author Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by dlish:Did someone say 8-Ball??? I have one of those, but it doensn't answer problems, it only creates them. H-where the hell is that snorty smilie???[This message has been edited by dlish (edited 03-07-2001).] http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/net3/wink2.gif BTW: Herbal is gone for the day.------------------Method acting is like masturbating. It's lots of fun, but you don't accomplish much. - Charlton Heston[This message has been edited by siddeebeaux (edited 03-07-2001).][This message has been edited by siddeebeaux (edited 03-07-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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