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Okay, girls, let's all get over the Barbie analogy. Nobody expects you to have the proportions of a plastic doll. Guys have this thing called action figures, but for some reason you never hear guys bring up the ole' "if GI Joe was a real person his waist would be 25 inches and his cock would be bigger than an SUV."

Look the way you want to look, don't let us dictate anything. Stop shaving your legs and armpits, stop spending money on clothes, and let that vagina turn into a woodland creature. Just do what you must to be happy.

But, remember, girls are the worst critic of other girls. Girls have confessed that they mostly dress to impress other girls, to win their approval. Obviously, some girls dress to get laid, showing off their cleavage and shit, and us guys appreciate that, but you don't have to try to hard with guys, believe me. If girls weren't so damn bitchy and catty, your lives would be much easier. :)

Sweet, intelligient, skeptical but not cynical, un-catty girls rule. Can't stand girls who hate girls. Too bad there are so many of them. And don't forget who your biggest fans are, girls -- guys.

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