unclefester401 Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 A middle aged guy treated himself to a brand new Mercedes convertible and headed for the open road. Soon, he was cruising along at 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "Wow, this is great!" he thought. But then he looked in his rearview mirror and noticed there was a State Trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blasting. "I can get away from him with no problem," thought the guy as he floored the gas and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the State Trooper to catch up with him. The Trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man. "Sir,"he said looking at his watch, "my shift ends in 30 minutes. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding - one that I've never heard before - I'll let you go." The man looked up at the Trooper and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back." The Trooper replied, "Have a nice day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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psychosweetie Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Originally posted by unclefester401 A middle aged guy treated himself to a brand new Mercedes convertible and headed for the open road. Soon, he was cruising along at 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "Wow, this is great!" he thought. But then he looked in his rearview mirror and noticed there was a State Trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blasting. "I can get away from him with no problem," thought the guy as he floored the gas and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the State Trooper to catch up with him. The Trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man. "Sir,"he said looking at his watch, "my shift ends in 30 minutes. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding - one that I've never heard before - I'll let you go." The man looked up at the Trooper and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back." The Trooper replied, "Have a nice day." When I was in college, one of teachers who was a priest, told us that joke:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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