unclefester401 Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 There's an 82 year old man in a nursing home. He goes up to a 70 year old woman and asks "would you have sex with me for $50?", the woman says no. He turns around and walks to the other side of the room where he asks a 74 year old woman the same question. She in turn shoots him down. Now the old man is getting frustrated, but refuses to give up the good fight. He finds a 78 year old woman in the hall and asks her the question. Now the woman starts to tell him to fuck off, but realises that, her husband passed many years ago, nobody has found her attractive in years, and she could use the $50, so she says OK and they go upstairs.A short time later, the pair are walking down stairs when the man turns to the woman and says "if I knew you were a virgin I would have offered you $100." She replies "if I knew you could get it up I would have taken my pantyhose off." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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