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An elderly couple is traveling down the street during a crazy rainstorm. All of a sudden, the car hits a bump and the woman screams to her husband to stop the car.

The woman gets out to check the damage and sees that her husband ran over a skunk. She picks up the skunk and gets back into the car, telling her husband to find the nearest vet.

In the meantime, the husband tells her that she must keep the skunk warm and suggests she put it between her legs. "But what about the smell?" the woman asks.

The husband turns to her and says, "Just put your fingers over its nose."

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