mother in law joke

[djfrosty]

>"I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating

for over a year,

and so

we

>

> >decided to get married. My parents helped us in

every way, my

friends

>

> >encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a

dream!

>

> >There was only one thing bothering me, quite much

indeed, and that

was

>

> >my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman,

smart, but most of

all

>

> >beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me,

quite obviously too,

and

>

> >made me feel uncomfortable.

>

> >

>

> >One day, she called me and asked me to come over,

to check the

>

> >invitations.

>

> >So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she

whispered to me,

that

>

> >soon I was to be married, and she had feelings

and desires for me

that

>

> >she can't overcome. So before I get married and

commit my life to

her

>

> >daughter, she wants to make love to me just

once..

>

> >

>

> >What could I say? I was in total shock, and

couldn't say a word.

>

> >

>

> >So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you

are up for it,

just

>

> >come and get me. I just watched her delicious

behind as she went

up the

>

> >stairs.

>

> >I stood there for a moment, and then turned

around and went to the

front

>

> >door... I opened it, and stepped out of the

house. Her husband was

>

> >standing

>

> >outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me

and said, we are

very

>

> >happy and pleased, you have passed our little

test. We couldn't

have

> asked

>

> >for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the

family.

>

> >

>

> >Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.