carguy19 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Starting immediately after the NJ and NY singles Valentines Day GOGO bar tour on Friday, Shortbus, Digga, Dondiezel, and Myself will be holding the Winter 2003 Box eating Olympics at Casa De Carguy......Participants MUST be freshly showered and groomed, and fruit scented Victoria's Lotion is encouraged but will not disqualify you.A pre contest Funk Check will be performed so make sure all participants follow the rules......Events will be......Clitoral manipulation (hand, toungue, and the biathalon (combined)) Tongue penetration.Salad tossing The fan favorite "how many orgasms in 10 minutes"And the decathalon where any form of getting participants to Scream Big Poppa will earn you extra points to your total score....Looking at the line right now......Bus is the strong favorite for the gold with carguy close behind for medal contention......Place your bets and dont miss the show..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cynstam21 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 I'm always down for a good salad tossing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carguy19 Posted February 11 Author Report Share Posted February 11 Make sure you attend then on Friday, As long as you're single, I dont wanna start any trouble!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carguy19 Posted February 12 Author Report Share Posted February 12 Good seats are still available Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Let the games begin.....ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carguy19 Posted February 12 Author Report Share Posted February 12 It's about time someone saw this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 carl.......this thread is like a fine wine.....gets better with age.......3 more days to VVVVVV-Day.........gidde up!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by cynstam21 I'm always down for a good salad tossing I was never into that. . but maybe I wasn’t lucky enough to have it done to perfection. . I might just have to sign up :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdionysus Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by carguy19 Starting immediately after the NJ and NY singles Valentines Day GOGO bar tour on Friday, Shortbus, Digga, Dondiezel, and Myself will be holding the Winter 2003 Box eating Olympics at Casa De Carguy......Events will be......Clitoral manipulation (hand, toungue, and the biathalon (combined)) Tongue penetration.Salad tossing The fan favorite "how many orgasms in 10 minutes" You are a funny muthafucka! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LatinaZee Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 um um um Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 You....................... You.................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djprime Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by latinaz um um um zee i know ur in...u lil freak!!!I love me some shaved nana.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cynstam21 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by laurie619 I was never into that. . but maybe I wasn’t lucky enough to have it done to perfection. . I might just have to sign up :laugh: if you're ''FRUSTRATED", then a salad tossin will do you good...yes, it all depends on the man...some have no clue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by cynstam21 if you're ''FRUSTRATED", then a salad tossin will do you good...yes, it all depends on the man...some have no clue I didn’t mean “frustrated” sexually. .. I meant it as more a long the lines of stressed out. Ooops. .. a tiny miscommunication :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by carguy19 Good seats are still available thats pending the participants the the salad tossing(which bye the way laurie...im DEFINATLY not into either- so i guess well be judges)but as for this post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carguy19 Posted February 13 Author Report Share Posted February 13 I'll make all the hotties squirm and scream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 CARLGUY............digga has been given an extra long weekend pass fo dis weekend............they have allowed me to work on my skillz while i am ova hea in lipshitz...........the female guards allowed me to curl a five pound weight with my toungue while my ears were being pulled in different direction, to simulate our event..............my jaw has been wired open for the past week and is ready fo the competitionHOLELUJAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carguy19 Posted February 13 Author Report Share Posted February 13 I've been in strict training mode too my man,Carguy has develloped callouses on both sides of his mouth and has bicep peaks on his fingers for the competition.....There will be no drug testing for the event which is a relief... my test level is about 3500 right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by carguy19 I've been in strict training mode too my man,Carguy has develloped callouses on both sides of his mouth and has bicep peaks on his fingers for the competition.....There will be no drug testing for the event which is a relief... my test level is about 3500 right now i heard you got LATS going from your earlobes to your neck on both side bro--- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carguy19 Posted February 13 Author Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by liqidtouch i heard you got LATS going from your earlobes to your neck on both side bro--- And a six pack under my chin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by carguy19 And a six pack under my chin so that meansyour eyes are really your MAN BREASTSand your tongue ring is really your NAVAL ring righ?or do u reallly look like this guy~~~>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dieselkid76 Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by carguy19 And a six pack under my chin I guess you have been doing alot of neck & chin'in......DIESEL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckwild Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 wow.....and I thought a double chin was bad..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dieselkid76 Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by buckwild wow.....and I thought a double chin was bad..... BuckDo you shave beaver as a past time? Good Pic!DIESEL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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