crystaltipps Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Thoughts on Masturbation.. I like.. alot.. what do the people of NYC feel about this?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaysea Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 i think masturbation is great, i love hiding little children in my ass..GOOD TIMES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crystaltipps Posted February 14 Author Report Share Posted February 14 You are a bad bad boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bend over.. prepare to be punished! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petp Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 three thumbs up!!! gotta keep the pipes clean!!!! :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mangos Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 What he fuck is your deal crystal? Friggin' wack-job... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entheogen808 Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 hell yeah...if im not getting laid, i'm beating it...i have a bulk deal with the vaseline company, and kleenex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Oh, it's lovely, even better when it's a mutual thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 theres times when it comes in handy... before you make any major decisions that will effect your life, when ur day hasnt been so good and before u decide weither that chick ur meeting for dinner is worth ur time... its good to get the baby batter off ur head... its a wicked trick!!! god gave us two heads and only enough to run one at a time. But according to my religion its a sin for a man to waste his seed... if thats true im going to hell to burn for eternity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 you gotta punch the clown once in a while, ya know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 cuz, its even better when you hasve someone punch the clown for you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entheogen808 Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by atomicapples cuz, its even better when you hasve someone punch the clown for you... eh...hand jobs aren't worth my time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by entheogen808 eh...hand jobs aren't worth my time. bro... u obviously havent experienced a good hand job have the girl take some ky or other lotion in her hand and use both hands to "pull" on ur dick cause her hands and subsequently ur dick will be nicely lubed up she can just keep alternating hands... or use the patented sky lopez double wrist job approach... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by trancerxn112 bro... u obviously havent experienced a good hand job have the girl take some ky or other lotion in her hand and use both hands to "pull" on ur dick cause her hands and subsequently ur dick will be nicely lubed up she can just keep alternating hands... or use the patented sky lopez double wrist job approach... Forget KY, Wet's much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by tastyt Forget KY, Wet's much better. okay dont think im a deviant for saying this but... wait i am a deviant besides that thought i was once watching some porn of a brazalian chick giving a guy a foot job... she put her feet together and using the arch (which remarkably was in the similar shape of a pussy) she brought the guy off... now while watching this strangely i was turned on not like freakishly aroused to the point where i tired to fuck my own feet lol but it was interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 well, obviously hobbin the knob is better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 LOL I think I've done that (who can keep track of these things? lol), only not to the point where he came.Edit: That was in response to Trancer, not Joe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entheogen808 Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 i give myself the best handjobs ever...if there is a female involved, i would like some head or pussy...otherwise i can handle myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by tastyt LOL I think I've done that (who can keep track of these things? lol), only not to the point where he came.Edit: That was in response to Trancer, not Joe! lol!!entheogen808: how about a strapon in the balloonknot... can't do that yourself (j/k) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 horrible. absolutely horrible. spend your time working on a car and on the rowing machine at the gym... get calluses that make your hands rougher than sandpaper... then try to whack it...it's worse than sticking my dick in a tank full of pirahnas. I avoid it whenever possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entheogen808 Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by joeg lol!!entheogen808: how about a strapon in the balloonknot... can't do that yourself (j/k) not a strap on, but a suction cup dildo stuck to the wall...jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by entheogen808 not a strap on, but a suction cup dildo stuck to the wall...jk :laugh: or the sybian machine... lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninadd Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 I am so ugly that if I didn't masturbate i would not be getting any Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Originally posted by ninadd I am so ugly that if I didn't masturbate i would not be getting any can I eat your pussy , please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninadd Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Originally posted by gabo can I eat your pussy , please? I thought u were nice!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Originally posted by ninadd I thought u were nice!!!!!! I knew you thought i WAS NICE!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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