carguy19 Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 I just spoke to a friend of mine and she told me that she was watching her 4yr old nephew.... He came up to her and said Can you scratch my butt????She was like You can scratch your own butt it's OK....So he says I know but I dont want my finger to stinkLMFO :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninadd Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 One time I was at wildwood like 5 years ago and I was in the restroom on the boardwalk. In the stall next to me was a little girl who said she wasn't feeling well and that she had to throw up. A minute later she goes 'mommy mommy I'm throwing up out of my butt!!!' - gross but I still die laughing whenever I think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carguy19 Posted February 14 Author Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by ninadd One time I was at wildwood like 5 years ago and I was in the restroom on the boardwalk. In the stall next to me was a little girl who said she wasn't feeling well and that she had to throw up. A minute later she goes 'mommy mommy I'm throwing up out of my butt!!!' - gross but I still die laughing whenever I think about it. Thats funnny as hell too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siciliagirl Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 OH THERE ARE TOO MANY THAT MY NEPHEWS SAY.....BUT, I STARTED CALLING THE YOUNGER ONE...CHICKEN.....AND THEN HE STARTED CALLING ME STHICKEN MONK FOR CHICKEN MONKEY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siciliagirl Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by siciliagirl OH THERE ARE TOO MANY THAT MY NEPHEWS SAY.....BUT, I STARTED CALLING THE YOUNGER ONE...CHICKEN.....AND THEN HE STARTED CALLING ME STHICKEN MONK FOR CHICKEN MONKEY NOW HE CALLS ME CHICKEN MONKEY, CHICKEN PUNK, CHICKEN BUTT, CHICKEN SQUID, CHICKEN PUD......EVERYTHING IS WITH CHICKEN AND WE GO BACK AND FORTH ...IT'S JUST SOO CUTE THE WAY HE SAYS IT.....YOU JUST GOTTA BE THERE TO HEAR IT...HE'S MY LITTLE CANDY BAR....SO SWEET AND YUMMY JUST WANNA CHEW HIM UP..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carguy19 Posted February 14 Author Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by siciliagirl NOW HE CALLS ME CHICKEN MONKEY, CHICKEN PUNK, CHICKEN BUTT, CHICKEN SQUID, CHICKEN PUD......EVERYTHING IS WITH CHICKEN AND WE GO BACK AND FORTH ...IT'S JUST SOO CUTE THE WAY HE SAYS IT.....YOU JUST GOTTA BE THERE TO HEAR IT...HE'S MY LITTLE CANDY BAR....SO SWEET AND YUMMY JUST WANNA CHEW HIM UP..... Guess it runs in the family Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foodidoo Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 I swear to god my 4 year old son calls himself Factory man and he says "daddy take me to Metro" his new one is " I wanna go to float". It is crazy when he says this stuff especially in front of my friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrAcKa A55 CeCe Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foodidoo Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 crackaa55cece bump you mean to say you heard a kid ask for a bump? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpdd810 Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 Whenever my neice trys to say my name I think it's the cutest thing!! She can't say Jennifer so she says Jennajen!! It's so cute!! She runs around the house screaming it when she can't find me!! Being that she's only 18 months she usually runs into a wall or two while she's at it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrAcKa A55 CeCe Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 Originally posted by foodidoo you mean to say you heard a kid ask for a bump? in a hole i thought i did............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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