magellanmax Posted February 17 Report Share Posted February 17 (If anyone has heard this one....please dont throw it in my face...its late and I'm just amusing myself;) ) One day, Adam was just lounging around in the Garden of Eden...you know, just lying on the ground (butt nekid) without a care in the world.....just living his sweet life. Then God called upon him......"Hey Adam, I got a proposition for ya, what do you say?" 'I'm listening' replied Adam. 'If you give me one of your limbs, I will give you a great gift in return !' replied God.Adam was silent for a while pondering on the offer. 'Well' ? goes God. "I'm thinking here, could you give me a couple of minutes?' said Adam.So, after a few anguishing moments, Adam replied....."What can I get for a rib ?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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