kellyO616 Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 "I TRIED TO SH!T BUT ONLY FARTED"these were the last words i cried to sleep on valentines day...................................i am going to cry out on CP as a public appology to my valentine, i will not mention his name but he is defintaly HOLLERIN to a new beat...................our night was going so well and it could not have been any better, our time together was that out of a story book, we laughed and giggled like two people that were meant to be together.................................but than the time came "the end of the date", "do i let him in or give him what i wanted so much" and to my mistake i let him in!!!!!!we had desert in a beautiful restaurant in the city, and to my failure i forgot to tell my holerin date that i was lactose intolerant!!!!!!........so the time came we ended up in my bedroom, w/ my but cheaks tightened i was ready to explode, yes "i had gas" but i wasn't gonna let it stop me!!!! so i continued to lure him into my room w/ my eyes to distract him from the horrible stench!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.then it came, i beant over to take off my pants, and yes a HORRIBLE amount of gas blew him across the room and a little rose bud even got stuck in his spikey hair..............he did not know what to say!!!!! he was disgusted and ran out the door, i tried running after him but every step i took the more shit ran down my leg, and my valentines day was ruined..................................."here i lay broken hearted tried to shit but only farted" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stiffler Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 OMG Didn't you ever hear of lactaid pills. They work wonders and that little white pill could have saved your evening in seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kellyO616 Posted February 18 Author Report Share Posted February 18 stiffler, i'm know i would have thaught first, i feel so gross.........do ya wanna hear another poem from my valentines day, "i went to gustavinos bathroom to do a bump""my ass was gettin swampy so i took a nasty dump"i am so sorry, i am publically humiliating myself for his forgiveness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 KELLY!!!!!!!!!!I THINK YOU ARE MY NEW ALL TIME FAVORITE SHE-BEECH!!!!!WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING THIS CREATIVITY AND HUMOR!!Rod, we need to initaite her to the group...TNT Tuesday tonight....Smoke and a Pancake!!!I'm Dutch, isnt that craaaaaaazzy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kellyO616 Posted February 18 Author Report Share Posted February 18 i thaught i was already part of the group, before my little accident rod told me "woops" i said his name, anyway he told me i could be the "TEAM MANGLE" escort and you guys can do whatever you want to me, when you come home mangled from TEMPS.oh and did you talk to rod he hasnt called i hope he is ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 Come home mangled and do whatever I want to you??????I hope you dont bruise easily, and have a high pain tolerance...yeahyeahyeah!!!bangbangbang!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dknybabe2929 Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 Did that really happen?? I am laughing my heinie off right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 Girls don't fart or go to the bathroom. This post is a lie!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kellyO616 Posted February 18 Author Report Share Posted February 18 Originally posted by dknybabe2929 Did that really happen?? I am laughing my heinie off right now... don't laugh too hard b/c this is how it all started, i laughed and laughed all night and "it slipped out" brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttt ahhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardcorekrock Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 okay this is a imposter its a diff screen name kelly0616 is different than kellyo616 they are using a o not 0 kelly has like 150 posts not 6. i must stick up for my roommate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 Originally posted by hardcorekrock okay this is a imposter its a diff screen name kelly0616 is different than kellyo616 they are using a o not 0 kelly has like 150 posts not 6. i must stick up for my roommate sup k rock...........your pretty quick i see, this is just for those idiots that can see the difference between roddigga and roddiggaaand the fact that i have over 1000 posts not 9 SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH, now carry one.......oh yeah HOOLLLAAAAAAoh yeah back to the topic EWWWW kelly that's nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piro8 Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 Originally posted by hardcorekrock okay this is a imposter its a diff screen name kelly0616 is different than kellyo616 they are using a o not 0 kelly has like 150 posts not 6. i must stick up for my roommate Way to crack the case, Columbo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somegirl24 Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 the heck??????????????????????Where are you??? I checked the radar and roads from Mo-Town to Weehawken are clear....get your spiky-haired ass to work you MOFO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 till she wakes up fools i'll be back so we can have a little more fun............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 Digga...will the doors be open tonight or what!?!?!?!?I am assuming you are at FDU labs right now.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LatinaZee Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 I HAVE TO SAY THIS WAS THE WORST VALENTINES DAY I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFEWORSTWORSTWORSTWORSTBUT TIME TO MOVE ON!! AND MOVE ON I WILL!!LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM (if you know who I am) as bad as i thought I had it ....it doesnt compare to KELLY....I MEAN ...SORRY TO READ THAT:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 Originally posted by somegirl24 the heck??????????????????????Where are you??? I checked the radar and roads from Mo-Town to Weehawken are clear....get your spiky-haired ass to work you MOFO!! well check your retarradar cause i'm down the hall bring me some coffee i'm not feelin to good, i tried goin slay ridin down a paved road last night on my two feet, digga broke his slbow and his knees..............it's called ghetto slay ridin, no need for grass hills when ya got asphalt hills, they break the fall better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 Bong and a blitz???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus Bong and a blitz???? ha ha ha, AUSTIN POWERS RIGGS???"i gotta shit on plank so big it could choke a monkey!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 Best thread ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 Sorry... I dont speak freaky deaky dutch....hahahahah...its a power struggle....the little one is confused..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 I hope my wire team is reeeeeeeeeeeeeedaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kellyO616 Posted February 18 Author Report Share Posted February 18 Originally posted by roddigga well check your retarradar cause i'm down the hall bring me some coffee i'm not feelin to good, i tried goin slay ridin down a paved road last night on my two feet, digga broke his slbow and his knees..............it's called ghetto slay ridin, no need for grass hills when ya got asphalt hills, they break the fall better digga please come back..........i have something so romantic to show you, i can fart the beat to your favorite club song "the funeral" some parts are tough b/c the song really gets quick...........but i learned it for you, i have decided to use my handicap and use it to my advantage.........please call me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninadd Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 This thread is too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carguy19 Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 thats austin power's fahshuh.....Did you say farger????fahshuh fahshuh, his dad.....OOOOOOOO FAAAAATHER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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